Prison Mike

Bringing you only the greatest Michael Scott moments.

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GUESS WHOS BACK BACK BACK

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I am heading to New York to attend a party with sushi and important people.

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This is our warehouse. Or, as I like to call it, the whorehouse.

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I'm fast, I'm very fast. I'm like Forrest Gump... Except I am not an idiot.

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👻

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Stay positive

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I will have a chicken breast, hold the chicken

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Nobody likes beets, Dwight. You should grow something everybody does like. You should grow candy.

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I don't understand... We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here.

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Babies are drawn to me. And I think it’s because they see me as one of them. But…cooler and with my life put together a little bit more.

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Freakin' Toby...

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Surprise!!!! https://t.co/uDCgyHkplZ

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I'm Date Mike, nice to meet me

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Hey does it smell like updog in here? https://t.co/u2sKgx8EpC

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You cheated on me..?
When I SPECIFICALLY asked you not to?

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I will acknowledge your contributions with donuts.