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[Bizzle @HeyObizzle]

Magician.

[Bizzle @HeyObizzle]

Buy your Osimehn make you rest

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ Florentino Perez: "On Tuesday we will make an offer of more than 150 million euros for a player who plays in the Champions League. It will be the most expensive signing in the history of Real Madrid."

"The signing isn't Olise, nor Haaland. It will be another who plays from midfield upwards."

[Nikolaus Klaus @nikolausklaus17]

In horror movies the ghost is always a woman or a child because there's nothing a man can do as a ghost that he can't already do as a man

[Thebigsol @Thebigsoll]

Van dijk no defend reach me.

All glory to God

[Bizzle @HeyObizzle]

@ericunited1 Grown ass man. I pity you

[Bizzle @HeyObizzle]

Low T behavior asking gym bros to correct your form.

[Ericonet @ericunited1]

Dear gym bros,

Please observe my lateral raises, am I doing it correctly?

Please correct me if I'm not getting it right.

I'm a Food Police and not a Form Police. So I'm tired of pretending.

[shona @Officiallshona]

One day we’ll talk about the “Odogwufication” of the average Nigerian man.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[CJ @gaptoothliar]

Twitter make it real easy to hate women that’s why you gotta log out and go talk to people in real life. Everybody they worst version on here.

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

“You go enjoy ball, your salary fit no complete o but you go enjoy ball”

[Muna @Munalozy]

If who dey work fit broke like this, I pity who no dey work.

😥😢

[Odun @Ewatomiby]

For your mind you go think sey you dey impress your 9-5 boss by being overly active and these whole time e jus dey look you like mumu🤦🏾‍♂️😂😭

[Hazel Kotu @aclasshazel]

You gonna be rich forever once you figure out how to sell status to middle class Black people.

[Musk Jnr. 🀄🇺🇸 Gadgets 🔌 @_FarouqOlami]

this dúmbass put his fellow nigga down to impress a whòre

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[𓅓 @Anomaly_0n_x]

Stop being scared of being disliked by losers

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

My issue with modern feminism is no longer about equality. It feels like feminists are angry at the realities of being women, and since they can’t direct that frustration at nature or God, they direct it at men instead.

[40 @40URTY]

This a gem for niggas, we gettin older. Dont get no female thats getting you that mad, its gon make your damn blood pressure rise. U gon end up in the hospital. Leave her alone.

[Omokehinde Gbegbon @Jeff98283]

Except your club is Manchester City, Bayern, PSG or Real Madrid; Ferran Torres will bench your striker

[Cacau Malvadeza @ocacaumalvadeza]

nem sei se mereço tanto

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

that guy in black is a pussy ass nigga