Safiya 🦋

💁‍♀️Cute enough to stop your scroll. Classy, Sassy, and a little bit smart.

[Safiya 🦋 @HeySafiya]

The greatest health investment isn't treatment, it's prevention.

[Gogori @DoctorGogori]

Doctors don’t heal you. They manage what you refused to prevent.

[Safiya 🦋 @HeySafiya]

Footballers are the only people whose biggest dream is to make their mothers cry. What a shame. 💀

[Fatima 🦋 @fat_bintu]

The comments are about to become a battlefield.

[Gogori @DoctorGogori]

When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and looks at your paper then shouts out ‘guys please make sure you read the questions carefully’ 😭

[Galadima @UmarPosts]

The comments are about to separate football fans from everyone else.

[SAFIYYA✨ @SafiyyaCrypto]

This is technically true, which makes it even funnier.

[Galadima @UmarPosts]

The best jokes are the ones that make people pause.

[SAFIYYA✨ @SafiyyaCrypto]

Someone explain this to the quote tweets.

[Fatima 🦋 @fat_bintu]

This is funny because it's actually true.

[ChewScohe @ChewScohe]

Football fans knew exactly where this was going.

[Smart Boy @Chelseanemia]

This is rage bait with a wholesome ending.

[KHUMALO THABANG🇿🇦 @Thakumalo]

The delayed realization is hilarious.

[Presido 🫶🏿 @UmarCuler]

One sentence. So much confusion. 💀

[KING YAMAL @KingYamal19]

The fact that most people won't get this immediately makes it even funnier. 💀

[Son of Isah @Gogoriology]

Now I'm waiting for someone to confidently miss the joke in the quotes. 🍿

[Umar, MD @UmarMedic]

This joke has an assist worthy of the Ballon d'Or.

[ESMOLOL @MrNasiru]

You had us in the first half.

[BIG PUNCH👊🏼 @RealNasiru]

Some people are already typing before understanding the joke.

[GOGORILATED @Gogorilated]

Read it twice before getting angry. 😂

[AMEERATU✨ @MeerahKelvin]

People who didn't get it instantly are exposing themselves.

[Gamer @ZeeAgric]

Imagine explaining this joke to someone who doesn't watch football.