Amy

Random thoughts and messages mainly revolving around politics, airports and the firm belief that two things can be true at once. FOTP. Front-conspiracist.

[Amy @HeyShamey]

I stayed at an @Airbnb for a girls weekend. We crafted, hot tubbed, even purchased fresh farm goods from the owner, it was lovely except for one incident where a kitchen chair broke when someone *sat down*. Airbnb is making me pay the host $240 for damages. In what world??

[Jenna Cottrell @JennaCottrell]

the people that hate on Josh Allen don’t understand what he means to this team

[Amy @HeyShamey]

Listening to the final PSA of the year and got unnecessarily excited that @TVietor08 favorite book of the year was Open by Andre Agassi. A book I will never shut up about. Everyone, go read it.

[Amy @HeyShamey]

@TheYProject11 @UberHansen I think this because Charlie Kirk believed that I should not work bc I’m a woman. He believed that I am useless to society because I am childless. I do not applaud his death, I actively condemn it. But I don’t applaud how he spent his life either.

[Amy @HeyShamey]

I need more people to acknowledge that Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit. That opinion doesn’t change because he died. No, he should not have been murdered. Yes, political violence is wrong in ALL forms. I grieve for his family. And, Charlie Kirk was a horrible, horrible person.

[Amy @HeyShamey]

Some Wednesday thoughts:
- washing mesh strainers is the 7th level of hell
- I know dogs aren’t the same as children, but my dog went to daycare today and it’s the first time I’ve eaten my entire breakfast all summer
- adderall is a life changing medicine

[Amy @HeyShamey]

Hakeem Jeffries gave a great interview on @CrookedMedia What a Day UNTIL he was asked about Mamdani. Democrats simply cannot see what is right in front of them and it’s embarrassing. Kudos to @janecoaston for pushing back on him when he gave a nonsense answer about endorsement.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

I understand the short term incentives involved, but the fact that every bad thing that Trump does is immediately followed by 1000 fundraising texts from every person in the Democratic Party has some long term consequences for the party’s relationship with its base.

[Amy @HeyShamey]

The almost impressive decline in quality, writing style, and plot and character development in the Fourth Wing series should be studied. 60 pages in, and after the disappointment of Iron Flame, #OnyxStorm is so messy, so dull and so pathetic, I do believe I’m done w/this series.

[Amy @HeyShamey]

Still not over the Super Bowl. The Eagles came and played one of the cleanest games of football I have ever seen. Period.

Patrick Mahomes full on fell apart. Glorious.

Kendrick gave no fucks who was in the audience and did his THING. Truly spectacular.

[Amy @HeyShamey]

How will they identity who is a trans woman? This is simply subjecting all young female athletes to completely inappropriate and unnecessary testing or, what, proof of correct genitals? It’s disgusting.

And you’re vile if you support it.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Congratulations to every single person on the left who’s been campaigning to destroy women’s and girls’ rights. Without you, there’d be no images like this.

[Amy @HeyShamey]

Cannot over state how great it was to 1) have a president I didn’t worry about daily 2) not have to understand what every single government agency did because I knew competent people were in charge and 3) not pay 7.99 for a dozen eggs 🙃

This reality was less than 3 weeks ago.

[Amy @HeyShamey]

Whoever ghost wrote Nancy Pelosi’s The Art of Power needs to never be allowed to write again. Not even an email. This book is so, so - unfathomably - BAD.

[Amy @HeyShamey]

@RomantoAlex I admit Buffalo play calls were bad today and our defense couldn’t stop the run game. But the bills lost, the chiefs didn’t win. we couldn’t get the tush push 2pt conversions and the chiefs get TWO calls in their favor that lead to TDs. It’s not spectacular coaching alone.

[Amy @HeyShamey]

What a season, what a team. Josh Allen is still MVP in my book. Heartbroken today, but will be back to cheer the Bills on to the Superbowl next year 😤

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

💔

[Amy @HeyShamey]

Fuck Mahomes. Fuck the chief. Fuck the motherfucking 3peat. GO BIRDS

[Amy @HeyShamey]

Oh surprise the chiefs get a TD after a completely bogus call. @NFL literally everyone is sick of this script.

[Amy @HeyShamey]

Today I washed every sequins outfit, every bridesmaid dress and every other difficult to wash thing.

My hamper is empty for the first time in four years. This is my life’s biggest achievement.