@heysladey.bsky.social

She/her. Humor writer/fanwoman. Words in @REALpunknews @reductress @mcsweeneys @the_belladonnas @littleoldlady__ @pointsincase

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@jowrotethis I want “abominable misuse of sigourney weaver” on a house of r t-shirt

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HEADSTRONG I WROTE THIS ONE

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Trapt Show a Real “Who’s Who” of the Flat Earther Community https://t.co/2FHUtYQsx5

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I wrote this satirical* headline**

*very slightly exaggerated
**observation of reality

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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This https://t.co/HtSoBf1edu

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I did this one too and it is also not autobiographical

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Why the Mass Availability of Skeleton Halloween Decorations Takes All the Fun Out of Owning Real Ones https://t.co/FhQ1VKvC0x

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About a different goth mom, not me

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I wrote this

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As the Only Goth Mom on This PTA Board I Should Be Able To Run the Blood Drive However I Want https://t.co/F9W3OvPaRV

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Trump: ‘The Cat On Television Says His Lasagna Was Eaten By Haitians’

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she was in the prison doing transgender operations on illegal aliens right before she died

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Unprepared Eulogist Opens with Webster’s Dictionary Definition of Death https://t.co/grVn7k40VW

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Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield in John Crowley’s ‘WE LIVE IN TIME’. 📷

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My first for @REALpunknews 🌭

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Help! I Misread the Brat Girl Summer Trend and Now I’ve Got a Bunch of Hot Dog Costumes I Can’t Return https://t.co/lv5OMIop6r

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High school me in the park after dusk seeing a police car that didn’t see me

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“You have 80 seconds left”

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Criston cole going to work vs being at work every day #hotd #houseofthedragon

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Me entering myself in a pie baking contest bc I’m in a manic frenzy from having one (1) regular weekday off work

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Here to answer the question of how goth do you have to be to recognize tilda swinton’s voice on an octopus in exactly one second: it’s me, hi, I’m watching the boys