Greg 🇦🇺

All hail Boognish. This is Serious Mum.

[Greg 🇦🇺 @HeyStopGreg]

Giant jolly Jerker Jenkins, Jesaulenko's dupe,
All that he got out of that magic mark was a tendency to stoop. #tism

[Greg 🇦🇺 @HeyStopGreg]

Good luck to the young bloke

[cricket.com.au @cricketcomau]

Aussie teen sensation Ollie Peake will eclipse Ricky Ponting's 31-year-old record #PAKvAUS

Full Story: https://t.co/LeeM5YFfHF

[Greg 🇦🇺 @HeyStopGreg]

Heartbreaking day 😢

[The Ding Archive @dingarchive]

Royal Flashback 31 years ago today
#ReadingFC 🔵⚪️🔵⚪️

Division 1 Playoff Final • 1994/95
Wembley Stadium
Reading v Bolton

Bolton came back from 2-0 down to deny the Royals a place in the Premier League.

* Clips of Reading goals only *

[Melinda Richards 🇦🇺🇺🇸 @goodfoodgal]

Dear world

The Australian government thinks men can have babies.

We are a country of woke idiocy.

Yours sincerely
Aussie citizen who knows men can’t have babies

[Greg 🇦🇺 @HeyStopGreg]

@fesshole I once went to the San Antonio Foam Party and realised that Tim and Greg were not Golden Boys, they were in fact automatons. I've seen the chips and wires. And the circuit boards.

[90s Football @90sfootball]

René Higuita by @8bitfootball.

[Rachael Wong @RachaelWongAus]

#IStandWithSallGrover is trending in Australia and it’s steadily moving up the ranks! Let’s keep showing @salltweets our love and solidarity! 💗

[Greg 🇦🇺 @HeyStopGreg]

Are UTS Bats players welcome? Asking for a friend. @salltweets @KirralieS

[Football NSW @footballnsw]

Back yourself this Female Football Week 💜

Last chance to sign up for an exclusive online Q&A with high-performance coach Leah Blayney.

👉 Secure your spot now: https://t.co/btEGqne9Kg

[Greg 🇦🇺 @HeyStopGreg]

@fesshole Have you got any Gauhaus?

#HMHB

[Greg 🇦🇺 @HeyStopGreg]

@Scott__Cheggs I’ll have 10 Kit Kats and a motoring atlas? What sandwiches you got?

#HMHB

[Greg 🇦🇺 @HeyStopGreg]

Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
Trouble is that these days you never see a dog on the pitch.

[Greg 🇦🇺 @HeyStopGreg]

Great idea!

[NRL @NRL]

Rabbitohs CEO Blake Solly will lead a push to rename the Ken Irvine Medal to celebrate Alex Johnston as the NRL's new all-time leading try-scorer prepares for a hero's welcome in his looming return to Papua New Guinea. https://t.co/GqSn9TxVnF

[Greg 🇦🇺 @HeyStopGreg]

@1968Tv Lost its magic for me when Man Utd withdrew in 1999 for the filthy lucre

[Greg 🇦🇺 @HeyStopGreg]

Clinical finish

[The Ding Archive @dingarchive]

Jack Marriott scored his 17th goal in all competitions against Bolton

#ReadingFC 🔵⚪️🔵⚪️

[Greg 🇦🇺 @HeyStopGreg]

Les

[𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝒀 𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑨𝑳Ⓒ @HeavyMetal_999]

Who is your favorite bassist?👇🤔

[Reschs @ReschsPils]

Ripping in on Australia Day Weekend!

🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

#reschs
#reschsrefreshes
#silverbullet

[The Spectator Australia @SpectatorOz]

To prevent future shark attacks, the government has voted to ban all sharks from having teeth.

Not just some sharks. Not just the known dangerous sharks. All sharks… Universally.

If you have shark teeth, you are the problem!

Under the plan, existing teeth are to be voluntarily surrendered as part of a national Shark Teeth Buyback Scheme. As usual, the logic from the government is elegant in its simplicity: no teeth equals no bites.

Article | https://t.co/idm1heGcsZ

[Greg 🇦🇺 @HeyStopGreg]

Horror Clowns are Dickheads, you know it’s true and if you’ve got a phobia of them you’re a dickhead too

[aka @akafaceUS]

Bro messes with the wrong guy.

[Greg 🇦🇺 @HeyStopGreg]

Go Aussies!

[Greg 🇦🇺 @HeyStopGreg]

@sidpunts Really enjoying it mate. Wasn't expecting the shoe on the other foot in the latest episode but I reckon it's one of the best.