Misadventures of SuperNick™

Quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
Part of the rebel alliance & traitor
#BLM #LGM #Isles #Nets #Bulls #Giants Nerdy. I make bad jokes
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[Misadventures of SuperNick™ @HeySuperNick]

The holidays can be rough. You are loved, you are heard, and you are not alone.

Suicide Prevention
800-273-8255

Mental Health Hotline
888-991-4284

Center Against Sexual Assault
866-373-8300

National Alliance on Mental Illness
800-950-6264

National Sexual Assault
800-656-4673

[Misadventures of SuperNick™ @HeySuperNick]

@AMCTheatres I was disappointed when I got to the theater for the 7:15 showing tonight and they didn't have any. I figured they ran out. When I inquired, the dude scanning my ticket say they never received any. Do better AMC

[Misadventures of SuperNick™ @HeySuperNick]

For those going to see @mastersmovie, are fans of #HeMan and the #MastersOfTheUniverse check out my TeePublic store
#ByThePowerOfGrayskull
https://t.co/2yaGoP2Vgd

[MLB @MLB]

The @Mets salvage the final game of the series thanks to 6 solid innings from Freddy Peralta!

[Misadventures of SuperNick™ @HeySuperNick]

@CaseyPutsch (4.5 ×2)/(2,611.0414 ÷ 236.3674) it

[Misadventures of SuperNick™ @HeySuperNick]

@GregAbbott_TX You walk better than you govern, and you're about as funny as walking in on your grandparents having sex

[Misadventures of SuperNick™ @HeySuperNick]

Books! Sweep!

[Misadventures of SuperNick™ @HeySuperNick]

#LGM #LFGM #nMo

[Misadventures of SuperNick™ @HeySuperNick]

@cnnbrk Medical update: Lying and covering up for a pedophile rapist causes cancer

[Misadventures of SuperNick™ @HeySuperNick]

@KyleBowling12 @JamieBonkiewicz How ignorant are you to not know May is military appreciation month?

Let me educate you some more: November is National Veterans & Military Families Month.

So thats two (2) months to acknowledge, honor & appreciate the military & veterans.

Guess you choose to ignore it

[Misadventures of SuperNick™ @HeySuperNick]

@RepublicanHQs @JamieBonkiewicz Imagine being such a piece of shit you gargle the micro cock of the pedophile rapist president.

[Scout Fella 🇺🇦 @ScoutFella]

@JamieBonkiewicz We gotta fix this in November.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[Misadventures of SuperNick™ @HeySuperNick]

@MikeJohnson says congress can't survive on $174,000

From the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself, with a cactus

[Misadventures of SuperNick™ @HeySuperNick]

@SNYtv No the fuck youre not

[Misadventures of SuperNick™ @HeySuperNick]

@StephenM I'm unapologetically pro fuck you and this entire administration up the ass with a cactus

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Some people use the Force… 🤨 I prefer a well-timed toast and a five-year mission. 🥂
May the Fourth be with you… if you must but let’s be honest; I’ve been boldly going since before it was cool. 😉🚀

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

BREAKING: Delta Air Lines will no longer offer free snacks or drinks on all flights starting May 19th (under 350 miles).

Meanwhile, Delta CEO Ed Bastian received $27.1 million in 2024.

Consumers lose, every single time.

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

I don't want his face on my passport.
I don't want his face anywhere,not even on his head.
Possible exception being urinal cakes in every public restroom.

[Misadventures of SuperNick™ @HeySuperNick]

Fire Stearns shirt: $16 at my TeePublic store for the next 3 days.
https://t.co/ou9Ajkouqz
#Mets #LGM #NYM #NYMets #CitiField

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen did this probably