Derek W. Lankinen

Atlas’ Dad / Award Winning Chef / Half Decent Author / Pretty OK Human / Current Burger Maven / Aspiring Beef King

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

I hate small talk, let’s do big talk, tell the group why your aunt’s kids live with their dad.

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

@CR0WJAR Embarrassed …. hausen?

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@SeanMonk02 @MovieTankRob @_xaibii Why would you say something so correct and brave. This is twitter sir.

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

When 8 months ago you were bleeding to death in the middle of no where after being attacked and now you 3 pillows and a king size bed for a nappy nap after being a total menace all day.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen is good. Danhausen is great. You surrender your will as of this date.

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

@ScottSteiner Big Poppa Pump was born with only one fuck to give and he still has it.

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

@ScottSteiner They will FREAKZILLA, they will.

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

“Doxxing people for what they say online is reprehensible and never should be allowed”

*runs a Facebook business page for 3 weeks*

“You know in certain situations people need to learn shame and everyone needs to know that they are dumb”

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

@truckdriverpleb You spelled war criminals wrong

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

When my kid says trampoline and I reply with trambopoline and he doesn’t know what I’m saying

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

When I say “yea a little too Raph” and no one knows what I’m talking about …

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

@ScottSteiner Right now sir

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

Dang we really got Eddie Vedder being bought by a billionaire before GTA 6

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

When you’re convincing you friends to watch the first season of any tv show

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

#Decessus should be playing @steph_vacquer to the ring at #wm42 … make it happen @TripleH #wrestlemania

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

My wife: that’s @TheMattCardona … why are they calling him that?

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

If you protect a pedophile, you’re a bad person.

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

@AEWonTV

[Derek W. Lankinen @HeyTBayItsDerek]

I miss the world when “protecting pedophiles” wasn’t an appropriate hill to die on

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

$12 for orange juice in Canada 🫠