Randy

Software Engineer - DC sports fan - Hokie

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

The more you watch this video, the better it gets.

Most people will miss the other guy burning the shit out of his hand at the very end of the video on the hot gun barrel.

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

I went to church this morning and then a lot of you made me laugh at bad things on Twitter today.

Shame on you.

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

It’s like asking El Chapo to lead the DEA.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Don’t wanna drink on a Monday but my country needs me

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

They're calling it the gayest post ever

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

Incredible content 🇺🇸

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

The fix is in. Soccer is inherently corrupt, and Americans are pure of heart and conscience so we do not play their games. So they take us out back, and they shoot us.

🕯️ holding a candle for the only pure and good country to ever exist. We are not meant for this world.

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Tim Walz pardoned a pedo to prevent him from being deported. The New York Times explains that he "expressed regret for abusing a 10 year old."

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Deporting the tens of millions of illegals in this country just became 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 more urgent

Deport them or they'll birth "citizens"

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Guess how the government reacted when a bunch of White people tried this in Waco

[unseen1 @unseen1_unseen]

Pro tip: if you have 52 million people on welfare/government assistance you don't have a labor shortage.

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

We need answers from CPS.

I will never take the word of a homosexual who is playing house with his fellow child molesting accomplice.

There’s more going on here than we’re being told.

[jollyraptor @jollier_raptor]

This is Orwellian. The previous administration forced thousands of Haitians on a small city in Ohio, and now it's treated as base reality - as if the Haitians have always been there.

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

When my wife doesn’t listen to my advice and it goes poorly just like I said it would

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Me pointing out illegal immigrants to ICE agents.

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

We don't want the Haitians that have come here to commit crimes. But we should remember that many Haitians came here to work hard and better their lives. And we don't want them either.

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

Kids when you say the swear word you told them not to say