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Oh god no

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My wife decided to mail our child to me like they did in 1913!

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@AzPetrich Here’s some confirmation-but I don’t know if this is a good source or not. https://t.co/gmcEjcmhAs

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@toensures I wouldn’t be surprised if he put it in the player just so you’d have this conversation 👍

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@esjesjesj How is it that all six are just my parents fighting?

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@DrewSav Not to mention the kerning on no. 6

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@weatherdak @Emokwx It’s like a cloud chamber that detects hot asphalt instead of gamma rays

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@madicalized @MysterySolvents I’m reminded of why “Controlled Descent Into Terrain” is not the same thing as “Plane Crash,” even though clearly a plane has crashed.

What is the key difference between “unhoused” and “homeless” for legal purposes?

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@Pirat_Nation Darth Clippy

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@hwrtyed AI, sadly

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@Nostre_damus He fell out a window. First floor, though, so he just kinda swelled up his face.

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@edzitron

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@AzPetrich https://t.co/hS99ZEnKoZ

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I hear there’s a new arrival in Hell but I don’t want to get my hopes up.

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@rickjeff78 https://t.co/hS99ZEnKoZ

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I hear there’s a new arrival in Hell but I don’t want to get my hopes up.

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@ActualNames1 Harold Sr.: “How can I ensure my newborn son doesn’t follow me into this godforsaken business?”

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@ChrisO_wiki @IAPonomarenko She’s my sleep paralysis demon

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@LucifersTweetz I would laugh my ass off forever if this tweet is how I find out.

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@JucikaComics I don’t doubt that she’s down for that, too

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Ah, yes, nothing says luxury like a chauffeur who says “Oh shit you take over!” Before careening into into a bridge abutment

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Full Self Driving Supervised drives like the best chauffeur imaginable

Try it yourself at a nearby Tesla location

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I assume that all commissioned officers in the Armed Forces of the United States are honorable people in whom the president rightly reposes special trust and confidence. Unless they indicate by their actions that they are not.

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@IfunanyaDelilah Whoa, take the money and run
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