We've never met or talked. You have no idea what my views are on any major issue today, tho you think you do. To call me "scarily right-wing" is inaccurate, a smear and a hard left trope. You should withdraw it.
Facebook is REFUSING to hand over data on why it banned me. Nearly 4 months later. This is in violation of GDPR laws. They think I'm just going to drop it? I won't. Reinstate the accounts or hand over the data.
Guys, us newsreaders like to call ourselves journos. Me personally? I am CSE, NVQ, BTEC and YTS Certified and I have generic "qualifications". I use that term as I didn't score very well and hope you won't ask. Also, Tommy Robinson is not his real name 🍆 x
Translation:
🔴EU don't want to give UK a deal but we must blame the UK
🔴May as well have been Trump who mailed Pipe Bombs, All democrat supporters are law abiding, a lot like Remainers
🔴The 1% that fly everywhere on private jets are going to save you peasants, be grateful
Trump literally pulled the trigger guys. Obama had 24 mass shootings under his administration, more than any other President in history, obviously these had nothing to do with him. After the break we'll report on the protests in France, sorry, damn auto-correct, I meant Hong Kong
Guys, remember when we report how seriously suicide effects so many people? Here's Lord Master Adonis. If you're wondering when we're going to grill him on it here on Sly News, well... don't hold your breath. He's a remainer so 😍 x
People's elected representative Femi Sorry is worried about democracy guys. Tomorrow he'll be outside Brussels, or is it Strasbourg (??) campaigning about how Ursula von der Leyen got to be the only name on the ballot paper. Remember, he doesn't want to do this, thanks Femi x
Today the work begins: We must ridicule, patronise and question everything the new PM does. We can whip up the remainers into (even more) of a frenzy. Then we can report that so many people are upset and act surprised about it. I say this in an unbiased and professional way x