Kate

I'm part hippie, a little redneck. I have 4 dogs and a lot of shoes.

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I’m so damn pleasant.

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Me, to our dog Jumbo:
“Jumbo, stop licking! Just because you fought a opossum tonight doesn’t mean you get to clean yourself on the couch!”

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Being in bed is my happy place

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Husband and I just set up MiL’s new TV. We use several streaming services. He has 2 or 3 under his email. I’ve got 2 or 3 on mine, and ONE on an email that I didn’t use for any of the other ones.
It was chaotic and made me question our sign up choices.

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Netflix must want me to spread my wings and fly because they kicked me off my mom’s account.

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Can I read 200 WPM? Yes.

Will I? No, because then I’ll miss out on the Oscar worthy performance that my brain puts on.

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I want to do rock tumbling.

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Not sure if I fed the dogs, thought about feeding the dogs, or if I am remembering that I fed the dogs yesterday. 🙃

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Ran into one of the customers from Old Job today at the pharmacy. He asked “is the store open tomorrow?” And I said “oh I’m actually not there anymore. But yeah they’ll be open.”

Tomorrow is Sunday and they are NOT open. Oops.

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There are cars out and about that make virtually no noise, but I can’t find a vacuum cleaner that registers at less that 137,000 decibels?

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I am finishing up Week 3 at my new job and have only re-worn 1 pair of shoes.

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I’m going to have to start packing lunch.

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I did the thing where I didn’t eat enough and now I’m too nauseous to eat.

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I’m no longer a Helpful Hardware Person.

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Me, apologizing to our overweight dog for putting him on a diet and cutting back on his food.

Emberly: why is he on a diet?
Me: because he has to lose some weight.
E: because he’s dying?
M: no, he’s not dying.
E: yes he is.

👀

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I got a weighted hula hoop because it seemed like a fun way to work in some cardio.
I am very bad at cardio and, as it turns out, hula hooping.

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My parroting and “why?” questioning child is gone with grandma which means I can curse out loud and not have to immediately think of a rhyming word to cover my ass.

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Ladies and gentlemen, my toddler has hit they “why?” phase.

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NOW I’m trying to decide if I need to redo this video and fix the wording.

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I’m starting a book log journal. I have a lot of empty notebooks and I don’t know which one to use.
Also I have to actively stop myself from buying notebooks. 🤷🏻��♀️

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My toddler has picked up on my habit of rubbing peoples head to show affection.