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@samtea9001 @sambles9001 Everyone here is panicking about the stupid storm.

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@samtea9001 I kinda just wanna see you happy, dude.

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@sambles9001 https://t.co/milsBwJhEn

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@sambles9001 I use laundry day to eat junk food at the counter-service restaurant next to the laundromat. Don’t tell my partner.

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@sambles9001 Good luck, dude.

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@sambles9001 It’s kinda like every time I eat KFC.

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@sambles9001 What’s that pic look like? 😜

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@sambles9001 Cheer up dude

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@sambles9001 It’s the way I shop for cooking equipment.

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@sambles9001 It’s the kanji that denotes quality

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@sambles9001 It looks like this when it’s done.

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@sambles9001 I’m browning up some andouille for a “Cajun” pasta that’s my partner’s favorite.

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@sambles9001 Touching grass?

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@sambles9001 The ice cream looks good on you, dude.

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@sambles9001 Ok. But what sauce are you using?

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@sambles9001 It’s definitely a thing. The longterm consequences are kinda bad, tho. I like something with caramel ribbons in it.

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@sambles9001 My partner always picks Charmander.

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@sambles9001 Yes

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@sambles9001 You too, dude

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@sambles9001 I’m sorry