proof that goblins are real

(he/him) Bassist for Haishen, just aiming to live life in an egalitarian post-money utopia.

Claim to fame: Talked about queer shit for like 2 seconds on WGRZ

[Sabremetrix📊 @Sabremetrix]

Dany Heatley’s office

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Jake Evans shorthanded. 3-1 Habs. Lyon gets the hook. The streets are going fucking BANANAS outside. This is over. We knew this was coming.

[Shady @Shady_b26]

Habs mvp in the first period

[UNSENSRD @unsensrd]

Kaiden Guhle making the case for the biggest diver in the National 🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙚𝙧𝙨 @tailgate_beers]

“The Sabres are dominating the game and in jeopardy of taking a 2 goal lead”

Toronto: Delay the game for 10 minutes and reverse the goal for goaltender interference.

[BuffaloDPW @DPWBuffalo]

Please be patient while our crew is en route to Montreal to dispose of the trash officials, habs fans and ESPN correspondents.

[Lance Lysowski @LLysowski]

Wonder if we see any embellishment calls in Game 5. There were some hilarious dives tonight in Montreal.

[y - Paving Sports @PavingTheStreet]

This game is so rigged that the Hockey Gods are intervening to tie things up for Buffalo

[Jake Malasek @jakemalasek]

Carolina Hurricanes: “Man, I wonder who we’ll play in the Conference Final? I miss playing hockey.”

Buffalo & Montreal:

[y - ShawshankFreedomDotGif @boomertang]

A friendly reminder, Sabres fans:

Boston: “Buffalo is terrible”

Montreal: “Yeah, and their team sucks, too”

#letsgobuffalo

[Genny Cream Male @COAbrah_]

This week Twitter has taught me that the Boston and their fans care deeply about the sin of slew footing. It is the most egregious, unforgivable offense one can commit if you are not a member of the Boston Bruins.

[Leigh Giangreco @LeighGiangreco]

Buffalonians watching a Sabres v Bruins:
We love Canada. Of course we know all the words to their anthem.

Buffalonians watching Sabres v Canadiens:
I swear on Seymour Knox’s grave, you let one Habs fan into KeyBank and I will slice you open with a bottle of Labatt’s

[Pete Guelli @PeteGuelli]

So who needs to be at Game 5?#LetsGoBuffalo #sabrehood

[Matthew Bové @Matt_Bove]

Well that's as bad of a start as you can have.

Sabres need to beat Swayman three times tonight to win this game. I don't think that's happening.

[proof that goblins are real @HeyZeus096]

@iAmGendron @FIFABrit Watch it more and you will get a feel for the flow.

Also the CGI ads actually hide the puck sometimes which is a big issue lol

[Monotonousblob @Monotonousblob]

@BuffaloSabres @jonesalex91 Admin going though the posting history of the most loyal Buffalo soldier

[proof that goblins are real @HeyZeus096]

@NotTheJoeMarino almost like a guy with multiple severe leg injuries took a long time to get back in rhythm or something

[Sabremetrix📊 @Sabremetrix]

Anytime I see new Bills news on the timeline

[proof that goblins are real @HeyZeus096]

@steadyriot 7-5 lead in the third, no less