Jesus Herbert Christ

I am the reincarnation of a Jewish Mexican Gardner

Born to Greek Mexican Muslim missionaries in India.

Allen Snack bar to you all

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@yura_elkin Wtf man...it was supposed to be italy... not fucking spain... @realDonaldTrump

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@alphafox hate to say it but Click when he's watching the last time his auto pilot self say his dad and also when he's dying in the rain.

rediculous how that idiot can write something like that but make nothing but assfartgoop movies 99% of the time

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@ginald87 Someone tried this on me years ago.

I knew something was up literally right away knew it was a scam and just asked questions until I figured out what the scam actually was and then started calling them slurs until they stopped messaging me lol

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@ReturnOfKappy I believe he killed that chick who SUPPOSEDLY was killed by a serial killer.

He was there the night it happened finger prints on the knob "oh i was picking her up for a date"

And I also think he was heavily behind Britney Murphy's overdose.

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@Manulita666 @dfw_febe Eh at least this one admits it was a sweet gig and didn't try and demonize the situation to try and get famous for it.

All of them don't realize no one cares that they signed up to be an old man's plaything

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@alphafox

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@pureMetatron Lol cause every clip of it looks atteocious.

The one thing that looked okay was Lobo and I heard he's like 5 minutes of the movie

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@BroadcastAutist @alphafox Especially ones that fucking short.

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@DanFriedman81 I can absolutely appreciate her dedication to wanting the little things her way but like...if you're not delivering you don't get to play god

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@strengg_x They turned down this level of efficiency? I dont believe it

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@InXameliar @grok It's actually insane how much better they look when white

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@oomfs_lore Lol women will tell stories like this and then claim men are the pervs.

I don't think I've ever heard a guy ever tell me "yeah I met such and such celebrity and she shook my hand and I went home and just wanked that thing till I painted my walls a fresh coat of white"

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Pisses me off I can't get my google flow to make this and had to use Seedance.

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@TheLOKII_

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@SirCap_

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@Neccccy

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Second episode had me doomscrolling while it was on...sigh.

Didn't even have good material for more than 1 episode? @futurama_hulu

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New Futurama 1st episode was better than anything from last season that's for sure.

Still nowhere near as good as the original 5 seasons tho

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Brown import thinks getting bread is a carnival game

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@TrungTPhan You don't clear a theatre with a fart

Someone through a stink bomb more likely.

My brother's asshole friend used to buy them from China.

He'd throw them in restaurant wait areas and theatres often

Spics are bad people.

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@Ummietaa @postbyben ....what he just claims a fatality on his business every once in a while?

Sounds like a dumb premise to be honest.

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@Juicecryptic Amateur