Alex Gill

A collapsed neutron, perilously close to enthusiasm. Time Magazine’s ‘Person of the Year’ (2006), dad, design director. NUFC.

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@Lee923 😂 And that’s when everything will step up a gear.

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@JacobsBen @SimplyUtd Isn't it annoying when people make up a load of rubbish on here just for attention, Ben?

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@RichySouthern @MattW36565526 I don't love it, but don't hate it either. I've been wondering if at a distance / on TV whether the smaller stripes will be visible anyway?

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@TreborRhurbarb @JosephKBennett I can do a 10/10 impression of the ship from Flight of the Navigator after about 5 pints. Would throw Batteries Not Included and Short Circuit into the mix here.

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@randallbell Was chuckling to myself at the idea that if it was Whoop and this somehow tanked the deal worth tens of millions of pounds. Guinness 0.0 would be nice.

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@INTERIORPORN1 This must be AI, because a Dyson hoover battery only lasts 4 minutes.

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@randallbell No doubt in my mind it’s the inspiration behind Beyoncé’s ‘Single Ladies’ video.

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@SW_Help Would Waterloo > Godalming be covered?

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@SW_Help Another day. Another shit show. Just beyond belief at this point. Are the trains actually running on the Portsmouth line into Waterloo?

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@NUFCThreatLevel I miss him (Norm, not Bruno).

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@pizzaboy This one got me so good that I had to save it in my little folder.

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@NigelPClarkson @SW_Help But they said sorry on X, formerly known as Twitter, Nigel.🙃

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@SW_Help I need to get to work! I can’t spend the whole morning hoping to get on a bus or a taxi, I’ve waited long enough. Can I just get my money back?

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@pizzaboy https://t.co/3pAKGIWdfj

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@0xCharlota Early verdict?

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@randallbell Did you ever see those videos he filmed with Rashford just saying "BEANZ" over and over?

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@pizzaboy Yeah, I got that too. Very confused.

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@randallbell Shakespearean.

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@David_Rudnick @tristandross I heard it's a contractural obligation. Arsenal in '19 was an oversight by his people.

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@randallbell Multiple gold certified albums in the UK/US and two of the most influential records in electronic music history.

"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"