Homegirl Chaos

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[Homegirl Chaos @Hey_Its_Murr]

On today's episode of "Rural Problems":
-phone service down for 10+ hours📱🚫
-bottomed out in my own driveway bc the dirt road is caving in🤦🏾‍♀️
- witnessed gang activity between raccoons and possums over a turf war in my front yard🦝🔪
- regional ranch dressing shortage in effect

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Do you remember when radio stations used to give away concert tickets and backstage passes? I just heard a midday radio giveaway, and now the prizes are groceries, a year of gas, or rent paid. It’s a strange reminder that survival has become the prize. That’s pretty sad.

[Go Blue Mermaid 〽️🧜‍♀️ @GoBlueMermaid]

@Zoya_ki_batein Both my son’s dad & I are doctors. In family court they’d always call him doctor & me “miss.” 😑

[Aisosa @shaddysosa]

@Zoya_ki_batein Misogyny is everywhere. I’m sick of it

[ee🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸🌎 @eeyore566]

@Zoya_ki_batein If it didn't say Doctor, it also didn't say Mrs. Yet he chose to call her with a random title even after being corrected.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

there is absolutely no universe where the person who dysregulates ur nervous system is the love of your life

[Joy Joy @Joyoky1]

When the disappointment is that heavy, you don't even get mad at the person anymore. You get mad at yourself for ignoring your instincts when the red flags were practically screaming.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Has anybody ever been in a brand new u-haul truck? I feel like they come 15 years old.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

[Dr Pepper M.D. 🥤 @JustLikeMikee]

Eating out at restaurants is no longer worth it when you can make it better at home.

[BRIGHT  @NkamaBright]

i hate feeling like the only way to protect myself is being alone

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I don't think yall realize that people with no support system gotta operate completely different than average people

[MSIZI 🇿🇦 @msiziworld]

Who quit their job even without backup jobs for the sake of their mental health??

🙋‍♀️

[shanny @_Shanny_4]

“The government doesn't owe you anything!”
Buddy, I pay taxes.
The government damn well owes me a LOT.

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Imagine being forced to give someone 6.2% of your paycheck, every single check, every month, for 30 to 50 years of your life.

And that person said, "Don't worry, I'm holding this for you and will pay it back to you on a monthly basis, when you retire at 65."

And then they said, "Nah, just kidding. I meant when you retire at 67. And at that time, I'll only give you 70% of what you paid me."

And then they said, "Oops, I spent all your money. You're out of luck."

That's the U.S. government.

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[Cynthia Ozumba @CynthiaOzumba]

I’m 100% convinced that this job market is worse than 2008.

[☆ @imjonasia]

they’re misunderstanding you on purpose .

[CRG @Cantrushit]

They want people to live on 1990s salaries.

I’m sorry, but $35k went a lot further when rent was $550 a month, not $2500, and a bag of potato chips cost 99 cents not $6.

[Natism @his4Everz]

If it drains you, it’s misalignment

If it fuels you, it’s your path.