Kerri Smith

I'm a simple girl with a complex heart. My goals are clear. I know my part. My standards are high.I emanate class. But if you piss me off, I will kick your ass.

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Winston and I are ready to Draw and Colour the @baylee_jae Baylee Jae way! Or give it a try anyway!
So excited & honoured to own a copy of this book! Sad it will no longer be published &… https://t.co/BjLpb6IjI3

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Ooooo-Roooooo!!!!!..... Nope. Nothin. #howrude #findingdory https://t.co/FjF9JC8KNV

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Pilots better be honest to travellers.
"Welcome to Toronto. It's minus your left tit outside. Just kidding, it's -30 you're losing both tits. Enjoy" #freezing #CanadianDream #ThisMorning

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I cannot wait for this experience! So excited to see #LongIslandMedium @Theresacaputo

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Happy Halloween to all, and to all a ghouuuulll-night.
#halloweencat

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A kid just showed up at my door as a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman! I poured the bowl in his bag & shut it down #BestCostume

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Me: Do u like my costume?
Boy: What are u?
Me: Sum1 who could use a drink, care 2 buy me one? 👏🏼Huzzah!!
#HappyHalloweenie
#trickortreat

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Nothing makes me happier than Starbucks iced coffee

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@MikeFalzone Like in A League of Their Own? I'm more of a Marla Hooch fan myself.

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The baristas at Starbucks are startin to ask questions about my iced coffee addiction. I swear it looks worse than it is! #coffeeconfessions

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2:35 am & 2 birds are erratically chirping. I guess u could call it a domestic "dist-bird-ance" Ah ha, ah ha ha. #hooklineandsinker #itslate

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OG, mini-G... Chillin with the fam 😎 I ❤️ my grandpa!! #civicholiday #SummerGoals #familytime

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Happy birthday to my favourite fella! ❤️ #birthdayparty #CakeCakeCake

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❤️Absolutely adore these people❤️ #Friendship #saturdaynight #HAHAHA

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At the bank.

Lady: "that's for senior parking"
Me: "I have an old soul"

Worry about you sunshine.
#stillnofucks

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When my morning started off by yelling at a jehovah witness about not letting me back into a parking spot, I knew my day was set. #zerofucks

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As I personally learned, depression is an illness. You either fight to overcome it, or it fights to overcome you. You decide #Ichosetofight

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The best part of going to a wedding is celebrating with your friends 🎉🍻❤️ #friendsatthetable #WeddingVibes