Keshia

BOOG!

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@redbull Dragonfruit next for summer…. Thank ya!

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Idk what’s in the water but celebrities are irritating af this year. Why everyone messy and full of drama?

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And I will be in Chicago for the celebration. We’ve waited so long for this. 🥹

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@DoeBoyOfficial can we get the Lil sexy video now that Fetty home? Cause that’s still heavily rotated in my playlist!

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If ima be thick I need to be TEMS thick. Myyyyyy Goodness!

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Nah next year I’m gonna buckle down and get serious so my daddy can walk one of his daughters down the aisle. My brothers BEEN married. I’m done fucking off!

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I want to get the scar tissue on my belly button removed so bad I HATE IT! But also I don’t because it’s my reminder that my body carried a whole human 🥹

Every time someone ask me about it I get in my feelings and want it gone.

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It was cool when it was Bluto & his brother.., now all the 🥷 on TikTok got us looking up their nose while they tell us how “freaked out” they are. LEAVE US ALONE!!!

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Christmas list full of shoes, an essentials hoodie, and a new iPad as if she didn’t get a new one year before last.

I miss buying toys damnit 🙄

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@josh_uglyasf DVSN- if I get caught.

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LFG!

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He just used that man as a human hurdle. 🤣

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One minor inconvenience:

Me: “LAWWWWD I GOT SOME THINGS I NEED TO SAYYYY”

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Camping out at Starbucks for a teddy bear cup….

Say it out loud so you can hear how fucking stupid you look!

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And if we find out Unk not being compensated properly for making that restaurant viral with those tendernism videos!!!!!!

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@redbull Winter berry…. WINTER BERRY…. Winter berry.

That’s all we want to see on the shelves okay?

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And another thing…. Why tf is EVERY major street in the city dug up right now? Are y’all okay?!

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And to the city of Springfield y’all DEAD ASS WRONG! Shut Bechtle tf down. For y’all to have literally NO signs just damage. I hope every person whose car was damaged this weekend sue y’all.

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I Haven’t Laughed This Hard In A Long Time, You Kno How Nasty Your Food Has To Be For Somebody To Scream This 🤣

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I’m FULLY aware there is hair in my necklace. Respectfully please do not attempt to take it out it’s my granny’s hair just let it be please.