Katie Gray

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[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

When is Rihanna coming???? This is taking forever 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

Walking on absolute eggshells in this Fort Worth office this morning

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

Someone forgot to tell all my clients this is a fake work week

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Cities should have to bid to host the next season of The White Lotus like the Olympics

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

Everyone captioning Spotify Wrapped like “Checks out!” or “Looks about right!” like it’s a buzzfeed quiz result and not literal data analytics lol

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

Brands for Black Friday be like “Our biggest sale ever! 10% off!!” Like gtfo. Be serious

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

@vannoffthewall Omg

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

I don’t care how long my friends have been dating their boyfriends I am not following that man on social media until I am at your wedding reception

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

Thinking about how my El Paso Uber driver changed the radio station from Hispanic music to Through Glass by Stone Sour the second I got in the car

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

It’s only wrong because it’s walkable

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

A map of every American City

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

@RyanNicole17 Don’t be shy drop the recipe

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

🖤

[g. @g_sofm]

Do you ever go to sleep thinking of the coffee you’re going to have in the morning or are you normal?

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

@vannoffthewall These are the same people who are towing residents for expired registration even though that has nothing to do with them so hard no

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

I love getting fined by my apartment for putting my trash out 2 hours early because I won’t be home during the short 3 hour window we’re allowed to have garbage bags outside. I also love that valet trash is a mandatory service I have to pay for even when I can’t use it

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

put Florence Pugh in House of the Dragon

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

Using an unexplained industry-specific acronym in a work story basically instantly guarantees I’m never going to ask you about work again

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

Group Halloween costume idea

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

Corporate America during Hurricane Ian be like “sorry I have to evacuate really quick with all of my belongings but I’ll be back on as soon as I can”