Lisa Mendoza

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[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

Great first round ladies. The first round belongs to Vieira. #UFC253

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

I love chick fights! #UFC253

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

Dawodu said ‘let’s fuckin fight’ hell yeah! #UFC253

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

Great second round. Shit is getting serious. #UFC253

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

@SkyNews Like what the actual fuck. Seriously.

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

My aunt turned 40 today. She had a great Gatsby themed party planned this month, but it was cancelled due to #COVID19 She still got dressed up, but didn’t know my mom was gonna surprise her. I love them.

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

I made my sister cry and admit that she tried to steal my water bra. We were teenagers at the time. I still remind her to this day. #DumbestFamilyFight

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

#Houston this morning. Come on #HoustonTexans You got this! #HOUvsKC

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

I’m not gonna lie. This episode without Yandy was nice. #LHHNY

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

@ABC Umm. What family? The kind that doesn’t speak for 3 years? Gtfo

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

My aunt Francis just called me and left a voicemail. She only calls me when she has legal issues because I work for a law firm. I love family. #family

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

Did the time traveler in the Mike Tyson fight have an #iPhone11 🤨 https://t.co/JYqH6ncS0g

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

Same. 🙄

[Jordan | Disney Dad @Jordan_Coombe]

I think about having dogs more than I think about having kids.

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

I’m listening to my man tell me the latest #KUWTK gossip. 😂 I’m dying right now. He always talks shit when I watch it.

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

@HoustonChron Maybe he thought he was watching #GoT when he said that. 😂

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

#houstonweather

[✯ @xpeachyrxse]

no one:

my sensitive ass:

[Deshaun Watson @deshaunwatson]

We were sooo close, Katelyn! I’m going to send you a signed jersey to put a smile back on your face! Thank you for sticking with us! #WeAreTexans

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

@MaciBookout PCOS was on #ChasingTheCure wow. So many symptoms.

[Lisa Mendoza @Heylissssa]

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