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[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

i love when my cat pushes open the bathroom door the same way a cowboy would bust open the doors to a saloon.

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

me pretending not to care about taylor’s wedding photos so we get it faster

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone

[thaís ✩☁️ @callitdaylight]

YOUNGEST WOMAN IN HISTORY TO BE INDUCTED INTO THE SONGWRITERS HALL OF FAME

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

Notice how they’re in the same direction…there’s room for both 😇

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[tori @sourclois]

you seem pretty prone to procrastination for a girl so scared of failure

[ava @gutsforlife]

being the wokest person in your family really does raise your cortisol levels

[paulina⸆⸉ ¹ 🎂 @pwonderstruck13]

How life feels everytime someone admits they were wrong about Taylor Swift and she's actually fantastic

[‏ً @ewedunega]

me with the pants i always wear

[Andrew Hart @AndrewHart]

me: can I save this as a PDF?
mac: no
me: no?
mac: no. but I can... print 😉. would you like me to print 😉?
me: ok 😉
mac: ok heres your pdf 😉

[Dinah @dinahaddie]

I finished watching the dinosaur documentary a few days ago and I’m still not ok because what do you mean it rained for 2 million years

[caio* @mclr4n]

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