Plumbdog Millionaire

quit pissin in the lake youre scaring the good fish

[reallysoftuser @sftusr]

IF YOU STOP THE VIDEO THE JINGLE KEEPS PLAYING

[Haz @HazmattRules]

Honestly...

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[Plumbdog Millionaire @HeyoGabo]

9/11 for employee group chats

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Google is shutting down GIF provider Tenor’s public API at some point today, June 30th.

Apps that rely on the public API to source GIFs will lose direct access to Tenor’s library.

[Plumbdog Millionaire @HeyoGabo]

5th in doubles and 17th in singles at the biggest iowa tournament ever? We take those

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Brendan Blaber @BrendanBlaber]

Why does every Nintendo Direct sound like this?

[Ash @AshStash__]

this week has been awesome, can you imagine how fun it'd be if all of these were bundled together in some sort of electronic entertainment expo lol thatd be cute i think

[Plumbdog Millionaire @HeyoGabo]

Words cannot explain how quickly my excitement for the jetset reboot turned into overwhelming dread

[Game Informer @gameinformer]

Sega confirms and responds to generative AI content in the new Crazy Taxi. "Generative AI was used to support our teams during the development of background assets for Crazy Taxi: World Tour," Sega says. https://t.co/rgxwP8iXPi

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

“I hope we get half life 3!”

Geoff Keighley:

[Plumbdog Millionaire @HeyoGabo]

New castlevania and now rayman im winning

[Rayman @RaymanGame]

Stories fade. Legends are retold.

Rayman Legends Retold launches October 1, 2026. Pre-order now!

[Plumbdog Millionaire @HeyoGabo]

@EricMashes To be completely honest a lot of it is from me still not completely understanding defense and/or how to apply pressure myself and getting clipped by stuff i probably shouldnt

[Plumbdog Millionaire @HeyoGabo]

I chose the worst time to start learning sf6 holy shit ingrid is KOOKY

[Plumbdog Millionaire @HeyoGabo]

@EricMashes Im also only in silver and still learning so take that into consideration lol

[Plumbdog Millionaire @HeyoGabo]

@EricMashes Main thing thats worked somewhat consistently for me so far is drive rush 5MP/HP to catch bad air sun shots into rekka for a drink and corner carry. From there im good at keeping people in the corner but if i lose momentum its so bad

[Plumbdog Millionaire @HeyoGabo]

@EricMashes Shes all im running into on ranked and i play JAMIE what is a humble alcoholic supposed to do man