@PurrelyLily Pervert Beatles: baby you can ride my cock / yes im gonna be a star / baby you can ride my cock / yeah baby I’ll fuck u / skeet skeet n skeet skeet YEAH
@21031i22@eg0b4by_ When we drink we do it right with the wizards
With the Rizzler in my ride
Like cheese sticks
Now I’m feelin so fly like a Swede dick
@Abbywillia69841@noinconsistency The OG post was probably a joke or just an actual event written by someone with darker humor when yours is ai along with all your other posts
i found this shoebox in my basement with the same art style, i think it's from 2004-2005. i remember i was in payless and i saw these sneakers with the powerpuff girls on them so i begged my mom to get them for me. unfortunately the shoes are long gone but i saved the box
(1/?) Yeah. My mom was amazing in preparing me for my first period, but my first time actually getting it, the blood was so dark that it was basically black. So, I didn’t think “oh, this is my period!” I thought “oh, I’m fucking DYING.” I got so scared and hid it from everyone.
Who, before I could say anything, looked over at me and said “you just got your period!” (She legit had a motherly sixth sense) I was like ??? Yes!! How did you know?? She didn’t know how she knew, but she gave me a pad and all was well
@Igbeauxx@basedondennis@FATFUCKINGCHUD1 No bitch when you have an oddly specific skill you’re allowed to toot your own god damn horn for a second bc it’s COOL and everyone else thinks it’s cool too except for haters like you
@chone99@ArtofSpongebob One time as a child I was eating Kraft Mac n cheese while watching the premiere of Atlantis Squarepantis and I stopped eating Mac n cheese for a year or two and never watched Atlantis Squarepantis again