Meghan M

I bless the rains

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I love beer weather

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Why does it take a weirdly long amount of time to unwrap a Hershey kiss

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Last night Tommy called his wrists his “arm ankles” and he’s not wrong

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@StacysPitaChips I love the sea salt crispy, flaky, flavorful pita thins more than any other crispy, flaky, flavorful snack on the market but they’re always out of stock at my Harris Teeter. Send more to NC thank you #pitaplease

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Apple wallet if you’re listening: I literally NEVER want you to suggest ANYTHING on my lock screen. Cripes

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I’m living for this pop feminomenom: Chappell, Charli, Sabrina, Billie, Gracie… Girlz rule

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I have giant hands

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Suburban ick: when you put the recycling out and it’s not recycling day….

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I always misspell consulting as consluting at work

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Did you know the guy who wrote/directed Longlegs is David, the guy who Elle slapped and pretended she was dating in legally blonde? People don’t talk about this enough

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I really like the name Tongs for a dog. My favorite kitchen utensil

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Why would you want a man in finance when you could have a man who installs 3 new toilets in less than 3 hours

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Gonna name my kids Staniel and Danley

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This is what I’m on Facebook marketplace for

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Flip flops at the airport… probably the greatest Ick of all time

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I guess I’m just gonna be accepting cookies until I die

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I would pay to be able to watch my liked Vines right now

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Bo loves Incubus lol I don’t know why this makes me laugh

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Didn’t think I’d be listening to the song unwritten that much in my lifetime but look at me now

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“Do you know how to make a White Russian?”
Bartender says no
“Do you have vodka, (she nods) coffee liquor (she nods) and milk?”
She shakes her head no
“Ok I’ll just have an aperol spritz with vodka”

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Things my mom has said in Italy:
Is it cold? (Referring to gelato)
Is that the colosseum? (Pointing at a building that was not)
Are these ruins? (Pointing at ruins)