The Professor

I’ve never been a millionaire but I just know I’d be great at it.

[The Professor @Heyrachela]

Me in my 30's doing the Macarena: "Now you don't you worry about my boyfriend, the one who's called Nidorino."
Friend: "What?"
Me: "Nidorino?"
Friend: "That's a pokemon."
Me: "Still a better dancer than most the guys here."

[The Professor @Heyrachela]

#PokemonGOTourContest Purple is my favorite color, so my top lineup is Grimer, Shellder, and Gengar!

[The Professor @Heyrachela]

@rudek14 I am sad it wasn’t documented.

[Kent Hrbek @Hrbie14]

Would it really hurt everybody if we just closed everything up for a couple days? Turn on Netflix and binge watch...etc etc?
Maybe finish up the old beer in the fridge? If there is any😊. Who’s in????

[The Professor @Heyrachela]

@rudek14 Going to see it right now!

[The Professor @Heyrachela]

@rudek14 Good strategizing!

[The Professor @Heyrachela]

@rudek14 I’d expect no less lol

[The Professor @Heyrachela]

@JakeOdorizzi I brought my son and 2 of his friends just cuz it was against the Yankees. We were all standing in that crowd; what a great game and so amazing for them to get to see this!

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Listen to that crowd.

#TwinsWin #MNTwins https://t.co/wdSVhVyHlX

[FanDuel Sports Network North @FanDuelSN_NOR]

.@Twins' Jake Odorizzi on taking a no-hitter into the 8th inning: "It was a good team effort. It's not possible without them"

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Thanks to our friends at the @mnwild for helping us celebrate Wild Night at Target Field! Content presented by @DraftKings. https://t.co/rFENObCgeX

[ESPN @espn]

Joe Mauer said he'll consider retirement in the offseason.

Just a reminder of this insane thing he did that never showed up in the box score.

[Dustin Morse @morsecode]

I swear I could have the most killer note but if I simply just tweeted:

"Willians Astudillo just walked"

It would get more action...

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Tack on another RBI single to this guy's stats pack. #MNTwins

[Ramon Foster @RamonFoster]

👀😬

[eduardo jose escobar @escobardelapica]

Wearing the Twins uniform will always be one of my greatest honors and calling Minnesota my home was a blessing. #FogoPower.
Thanks

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Through 8.

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

#TwinsWin!

Second complete game of the season/career for @JOLaMaKina as the #MNTwins take the finale over the White Sox 7-2.

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

9 innings, 10 Ks.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

https://t.co/xhOOlj3tN8 #VoteTwins

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Have a complete day, @JOLaMaKina!

109 pitches, 78 strikes.

#TwinsWin