Heyward Smith

Eater. Laugher. Urban woodsman. Socks, tweets my own.

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@NPSJennyAS any updates? thanks!

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Any updates on 441 @SmokiesRoadsNPS?

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Dear Tom Cruise: please let the Tar Heels win tonight. #BEATDOOK #GTHD

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2 Wake PGs (Crawford & some guy named Childress) have career nights against Heels. 40 mins combined. #GDTBATH Food for thought @jadamlucas

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Ray Allen retiring. USSR also breaking up. Miss y'all...especially Shuttlesworth.

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Also, I rode my bike...yesterday. So there's that. #EarthDay

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What up Earth...I guess we'll bail you out...once again. #NDB #EarthDay

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Carolina's 5 seed won the Big "Ten." Dook's 5 seed loses to Yale. No way...
#MADness

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From #mountainstosea, all hawks, heels, America unite. #beatdook @lehigh @uncwmenshoops #madness

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This is it America, the day we all come together. #BeatDook

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Congrats Infinite Jest haters--you did it! Happy 20th, big book.

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@jpdoak ohhhhhh. You've done it. We just got the tree down and everything. Even (jacob) marley dog is pumped.

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Just learned the lumberjack world championships are in Hayward, Wisc. Valhalla, thou hast coordinates.

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You may be competing with carnitas @ksimonetti. #doublepork

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Had a dream I directed Will Smith in the @RKHorry biopic, Big Shot Bob: One Man's Quest for Greatness. Not sure Willie has the range. #nba

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happy and proud to see this #trashtag movement taking off...#refusetherefuse @IndustrialRev71 http://t.co/dWrJxbOo7D

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I don't mind the mornings but I'm so gladys knight.

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What did the tree say to @McDonalds..............I'm lichen this.

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If someone offers you raw fish cured with citrus, just say viche. Happy Cinco de Cuatro tip.

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Feeling wild today. Might grab a @MountainDew kickstart and take the lenses out of my glasses.