Ryan Heywood

[Ryan Heywood @HeywoodRyan]

Fucking hell Alice, all of our troubles are solved

[Alice @AliceTalksFooty]

Man Utd could technically spend £400m+ this summer if they got £95m for Garnacho + Rashford.

Let me explain:
Garnacho (£55m) & Rashford (£40m) are academy products, so their sales = pure profit under PSR. That’s £95m pure profit instantly boosting the books.

Why does that matter?
When you buy a player, the cost is amortised over their contract. E.g. Buy someone for £60m on a 5-year deal = only £12m per year on the books.

So if United makes £95m in pure profit, they could (theoretically) spend up to 4–5x that — between £300m–£475m — and still comply with PSR, depending on wages and contract lengths.

(Not saying we will do that, it comes with its own risks but)…

If Man Utd sold the following players:
•Højlund £40m
•Garnacho £55m
•Rashford £40m
•Antony £32m
•Sancho £25m
•Casemiro £15m
•Malacia £8m
•Bayindir £6m
Total income: ~£221m

Players leaving on frees:
• Lindelof, Eriksen, Heaton
Annual wage savings from all above: ~£86.5m

Summary
• £221m in sales
• £86.5m wage savings
• £95m pure profit = PSR gold
• Could open the door to £400m+ spending this summer if reinvested smartly

[Sky Sports Retro @SkySportsRetro]

“8 touches...and 2 of them are kick-offs!”

Gary Neville takes a look at Gabby Agbonlahor's touch map against Tottenham.

[Ryan Heywood @HeywoodRyan]

@CoachRuiCosta @CDR19951

[Castlemayne FC @CastlemayneFC]

League Cup Final - tomorrow Friday 27th May 2022

7:45 KO Bowers and Pitsea Football Club.

#MayneArmy #TheRealMayne

[Roméo @romxeo]

Limited tickets still available drop me a tweet a now to secure yours!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Welcome 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲, @Cristiano 🔴

#MUFC | #Ronaldo

[Castlemayne FC @CastlemayneFC]

Does anyone out there have any availability for a game for us? We have pitch booked most weekends in august

[Ryan Heywood @HeywoodRyan]

@Unnerss @LukeShaw23 Unbelievable tek mate, gets so over looked

[Ryan Heywood @HeywoodRyan]

@JackAIlen @tm78__ Some lungs that geeza has - what a fitting message

[James Corden @JKCorden]

This is a brilliantly written open letter from Gareth Southgate to fans before the euros. https://t.co/cijO5teUsO

[Ryan Heywood @HeywoodRyan]

@DanRamosMartin Your hero

[Ryan Heywood @HeywoodRyan]

@kanyewest @harrygadlin

[Bowers & Pitsea FC @Bowerspitseafc]

We have news on Bradley Warner.
Brad was taken to hospital where it was discovered that Brad has dislocated his ankle, and has broken both his Tibia and Fibula. 💔
Tomorrow Brad will undergo surgery where he will have a plate and pins put into his leg.
Our prayers are with Brad.

[Alex Howell @iamAlexHowell]

🚨 I'm looking for passionate football fans who will chat to me on Thursday after the Premier League has restarted.

Get in touch and let me know what you're most looking forward to when football returns 🙌

#bbcfootball

[Ryan Heywood @HeywoodRyan]

@domfoster941 So relatable though

[Ryan Heywood @HeywoodRyan]

@ProKit_UK @BobbyGHunt @lewisbrown_7 @CastlemayneFC

[FC Schalke 04 @s04_en]

👋 @ManUtd

You’ll never walk alone is banned here. 🚫

#S04

[Castlemayne FC @CastlemayneFC]

CLUB STATEMENT:

The club are to remain known as Castlemayne FC, but we will no longer have any affiliation with the pub itself.

We will now become a self funded team as the boys have decided its best we don’t waste our time or money down there anymore....(1/3)

[Ryan Heywood @HeywoodRyan]

@BrentByAccident @Lew_Allen @bigrichieH