Sassypants

Often ghosted. Rarely remembered.

[Sassypants @Heyy_Lisaa]

I can't remember if it's witches or bitches that melt in the rain, so I just stay inside to be safe.

[Sassypants @Heyy_Lisaa]

@PopMathobela Yes

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@zenjen53 Thank you

[Sassypants @Heyy_Lisaa]

Three weeks ago my life shattered. My 24yo son passed away.

Don’t ever hesitate to tell someone you love them. You never know when it will be the last time you get to say it.

[Sassypants @Heyy_Lisaa]

@jackiellcee Thank you

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@thismamatweets Thank you. This has been the hardest thing I have ever experienced.

[Sassypants @Heyy_Lisaa]

@justLetrice Thank you ♥️

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@boss_ton_girl Thank you ♥️

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@ianmiles I’m pretty sure I’ve had alllll these encounters when hiking 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

[Sassypants @Heyy_Lisaa]

@ask_aubry I have 4 sons. I detest the phrase “boy mom” and I don’t use it. That mom is definitely off balance. Of course it hurts a little when they start growing up and want to be with their friends (especially girlfriends) but that’s a normal part of growing up. That mom needs to let go!

[Sassypants @Heyy_Lisaa]

@laureniscooking @thekjohnston She can’t promote, it, but I can!! It’s Our Flag Means Death ☠️ 🏴‍☠️

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@thekjohnston Ummm YES- we are super excited in our house too!!

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@thekjohnston Yessss…… it’s weird.

[Sassypants @Heyy_Lisaa]

@Broken_Devotion Ummm it’s normal for kids to knock things over, drop things, spill things… just like adults do…

[Mac Dickson @MacDicksonShow]

I'm sorry if I remembered your dog's name, but not yours.

[Sassypants @Heyy_Lisaa]

@ask_aubry Eww

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@Lesdoggg @sagaftra I love that you don’t hold back!

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If my mother reads me one more FB post I might scream.

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@ask_aubry @treydayway He wasn’t wrong when he said “I am turd”

😎

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@Esqueer_ What the actual fuck is wrong with people?

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@AugustinaJJD @yashar Sure…. because nobody on the right ever gets divorced…