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[Nyra @Heyynyra]

fuck the bare minimum i want the moon and stars

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

lil bro definitely growing up to resent them

[H @1zzva]

my landlord found something after i moved

[🗣️ @vzzeo]

My landlord said, "No loud music after 10 PM." My Gen Z neighbour nodded and said, "Fair enough." At 10:01 PM, the landlord knocked on his door because of the bass shaking the building. He opened it wearing headphones and said, "It's not loud. I'm the only one who can hear it." The landlord pointed at the speaker blasting from the window. He calmly replied, "That's not music. That's a podcast about silence." By midnight.

[Allie 🍒 @f0rtune_x]

When an attractive woman looks your way, stop making this one mistake, don't look away. That's cowardice

Here is how to handle her gaze and execute a seamless approach:

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

The first cool morning after a brutal summer really does feel like a factory reset

[💗 @Mayblife]

u better never separate them ever again

[Sco🦂 @2Paidsco]

sometimes you gotta accept you won’t get an apology or closure

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i like how she’s sitting pretty and minding her fuckin business

[𝙄𝙘𝙮 ⛓ @Coldheartedmen_]

When I Stopped Texting Good Morning, She Finally Saw Me

For months, I texted her every morning.

“Good morning ❤️”

Sometimes she replied hours later. Sometimes just “morning.”

I never complained.

Then one day, I decided to stop.

No good morning.
No double texts.
Nothing.

By 10:47 AM, she texted:

“Are you okay?”

I said, “Yeah. Why?”

She replied:

“Because you didn't text me this morning.”

That was when I realized…

She had noticed my absence before she ever noticed my presence.

[ღ @stfnigg]

this is great honestly people used to revolt when shit got bad now we just give up

[࣪ ִֶָ☾. @5hwty]

yall laughing but we genuinely need this type of wokeness right now

[Maira @maira4yo]

me nd my boyfriend still in love after a witch turned us into fish

[Austine @theereal_one]

it’s funny when they try their shtick on normal guys with normal dating lives

[Megan @MeganTec]

Ryanair’s 2030 cabin concept just dropped 😭

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

Unpopular opinion: The best part of any social gathering is the quiet car ride home when you finally get to decompose in silence.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I once replied all to a 2,000 person email to say "please remove me from this list." Within 10 minutes I had 340 reply alls saying the same thing. IT shut down the thread. Nobody got removed.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

The way the gaslight extinguished the second the word evidence was dropped 😭

[Nyra @Heyynyra]

A woman can give birth one time in nine months. A man can impregnate a woman every single day. Birth control should be for men.

[Nyra @Heyynyra]

@jaydotverse He really is