Heather

Geographer who somehow ended up in Data. Californian who lives in the Midwest.

[Heather @Hhmbeck]

I WILL accomplish the paradox junction Easter Egg

[Heather @Hhmbeck]

Working in data is so weird…like the rhetoric around AI and ML and what the average person thinks is possible or plausible versus reality is wild 🤯

[Heather @Hhmbeck]

I always “want” to prestige but I always regret it

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Two straight days of yoga and my hammys are screaming. This aging shit SUCKS brother.

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It’s tough out here being a doodle

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It only took me 3 business days to get through 57 unread emails. My outlook wasn’t syncing for like 2 days and I’ve been trying to recover ever since.

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Here’s my dog’s paw cuz it makes me happy and I’m having a bad day

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It’s a Fleetwood Mac Monday morning 😎

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Data terminology is so funny to me. I’ve never said the word “orphan” so many fucking times. Like there’s no other way to say it…a “parentless record”??? That doesn’t even make sense so “orphan” it is 😅

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I just tried to explain to my midwestern Irish wife the difference between “no manches guey” and “no mamas guey” and ngl not sure I fully understand the difference either but I know one you shouldn’t say one to someone who you’d refer to as usted…then I had to explain usted lol

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Mom wake up, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham are posting cryptic things on insta

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I’ve physically come to a point where I can no longer control my heart rate and the teledoc just told me to breathe…BROTHER IM ON PROPANANOL AND XANEX AND YOU SAID BREATHE?!?

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Missouri does sucks but I got a parking ticket and it was only $20…so that didn’t suck lol

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@animeandtoke Vintage isn’t the right word…niche bro. It’s a niche meme

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Going through some stuff and it just makes me miss Anthony 😔

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Im fucking stoked about this 5 hour braised short rib dinner that I’m making in my new Dutch oven

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Went to California for 5 days and came back with a farmer’s tan

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Feeling 🥰 today

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My money is on @chefsarabradley to win TOC 6

[Heather @Hhmbeck]

I don’t know if it’s my Elhers Danlos but like yesterday I did a minimal workout and today I am human glow stick…every part of me keeps cracking in places I didn’t even know could crack