Brian Griffin

Hello, i am the author of some of the most famous novels that you mostly likely heard of. But most importantly, I am the family dog.

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@EvilPenelope [Brian hurried up and got out of the way, and noticed the front door has been demolished] Oh, Hell! You could've killed me!

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@EvilPenelope [Brian flinched back] Woa-- no no no no, Penelope, you're not going anywhere near Stewie! [He guarded the front door]

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@EvilPenelope --broom and tried to shield himself from the evil little girl]

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@EvilPenelope Hey little gir--- [he notices that familar face] oh god...! Not you, what the hell are you doing here?! [Brian grabbed a--

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@HerbyLikesChris Hey, Mr. Herbert.. Have you seen Chris lately? I can't find that little scallywag anywhere [lets out a fake laugh]

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@Dovahkiiiiiin You're saying it weird, why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?

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@iMeganGriffin @HerbyLikesChris don't yell at Herbert, meg! He's an old man and really can't tell the difference.. Especially with you!

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@KyleTheJewElf @HeroMysterion ...I was trying to prove a point to Peter of how disgusting it was to be naked

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Oh man, Jillian made a Twitter. To bad Derek died, now there's no one to help her use it...well, maybe I can.

Hmmmm

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#IfIWasPresident I would legalize weed again

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@iMeganGriffin *almost pukes just thinking about that moment* Well meg, we did have *cough* good times. Just not together.

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@iMeganGriffin @iStewartGriffin

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Huh. Twitter is not what I expected. Its just a whole bunch of white people and a talking bee. You know what? It is what I expected

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@iStewartGriffin stewie, I don't think talking to meg will be the best idea *he shivers*

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@ConfidentMother *his ears start to droop as he slowly walks down the staircase to Lois* Getting me fixed is not the best idea? *puppy eyes*

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@ConfidentMother *Brian is already halfway up the staircase and puts his head through the rails and gives Lois puppy dog eyes*

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@ConfidentMother *his tail falls between his legs* no-..no I don't think that's necessary. I hear meg..I should go see what she wants *runs*

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@iStewartGriffin oh no..I knew I shouldn't of eaten out of meg's trash can.. Don't. Ask.
You know I love to eat throw up!

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@ConfidentMother --sorry I didn't know those were yours *puts them down* i-i mean its not cause their nasty..cause their not and uhh..

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@ConfidentMother yah i-im confused to *sees a pink cloth* oh this is cuuute *picks it up and sees that its Lois' panties* oh-uhh..I'm--