Your homegirl didn’t like me at first because she thought I was taking her best friend away from her. Now she loves me because she can come get you so you can try out some dick she found. She call me so I can hear how he got you moaning
I’m the type of friend to tell my bestie all the reasons why she shouldn’t break up with her boyfriend because I secretly get off on letting him drill my shit behind her back
I don’t give a FUCK about girl code
My girl finally asked for a 3sum cause she wanted me to crack her best friend😌 An opportunity like this doesn’t come around often, so I had my girl lay on top and ate her 😻 from the back, while her bestie was arched up taking this fat dick underneath😩
this fine ass couple came & sat at my bar. they kept making me take shots with them then she asked me what time i got off, “not for a few more hours.” she slid me a stack of money, “this should cover it. go clock out. we got you for the rest of the night”