haylee

queen of resting bitch face

[haylee @HiHaylee]

i just want @GordonRamsay to call me an idiot sandwich

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

it's lobotomy o'clock

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I can do all things through SSRIs and cute pictures of my cats, which strengthen me

[haylee @HiHaylee]

okay but like how lucky am i that i actually love my job and all the people i work with 🥺

[haylee @HiHaylee]

if you don’t have a backbone, go into nursing. sincerely, a girl who used to be spineless and now doesn’t take shit from anybody

[haylee @HiHaylee]

the best part about getting botox for migraines is not that it helps my migraines, but the fact it got rid of my 11

[haylee @HiHaylee]

just took a harry potter quiz and found out my house is slytherin, for personal reasons i will be taking the rest of the day off 😢

[haylee @HiHaylee]

still true @Zak_Bagans hope you’re doing well 😘

[haylee @HiHaylee]

i think about @Zak_Bagans more often than i should

[haylee @HiHaylee]

@momjeandream ME TOO!! (my first dose at least)

[haylee @HiHaylee]

so far, online nursing school hasn’t taught me much, but boy does it make it easy to self diagnose yourself with horrifying illnesses 😂🤕

[haylee @HiHaylee]

@momjeandream yeah! so don’t feel bad lol, it’s a side effect :)

[haylee @HiHaylee]

@momjeandream did you ever take tetracycline in your life? that actually causes wisdom teeth to be brown. i used to be a surgical assistant for oral surgery!

[K♡ @_kapomaikai]

share this story please🙏🏽 the justice system is failing her right now. She has 2 little boys of her own and all she wants to do is protect them. The police hasn’t done anything to protect her or her boys. Just please share.

[rico @somethinglovely]

im tired bro

[haylee @HiHaylee]

honestly i’m the funniest person i know so living by myself is great. comedy central up in here 24/7