EDDY .

(She/her)
Mumford & sons makes maskandi music for Caucasians

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i took a week off work and learned two things:

1. i thrive in a life of leisure.
2. i cannot currently afford a life of leisure.

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

i have children in uganda that i take care of, they EAT because of me. i’m building homes in uganda.

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Monday is a violation of my basic human rights. I can’t prove it yet but I’m sure of it.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Detective: "The victim must have had company. There are 2 dirty plates in the sink."

If I ever get murdered, they'll think I had 16 people over.

[s44nti @s44nti]

gasté dinero como si no hubiera mañana y si hubo mañana

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

New necessary question to ask in job interviews:
“Do you have enough desks for everyone at the office?”
Trust me.

[mel @memegodmel]

u weird asf for putting tiramisu in a discussion w those industry plants

[refilwe🫦 @mofo_refilwe]

The only problem with getting a job is they expect me to come in every single day. 😭

[tino @tiinoRB]

beyoncé’s career trajectory if she listened to y’all:

[MRS BARRY. @headpinkcess]

Clicks and idk why😭😭😭it’s so appealing and I’m more likely to spend more at clicks than at Dischem because when I’m in dischem I get what I need and leave, clicks is so beautiful that you’ll end up going around the whole beauty section😭

[Gillian Godsell @gilliangodsell]

I am utterly enchanted by the thought that the Second Coming will be announced by vuvuzelas.

[SimplyEXT @SimplyEXT]

After this illegal immigration fight we need a Tax revolt

[captain depression @cpt_depression_]

I was let go from Standard Bank yesterday. I was the guy who designed the app login check and made sure the verification email arrived too late to actually log in.

[⚭ @fraudfemme]

widow’s bay? appletv is coming for hbo’s seat.

[MALOME PAPI @murphygee5]

You will never buy yourself nice outfits if you keep putting groceries first.

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

Successfully fucked up the first 6 months of 2026 (6 more left)

[Simon Sithole @Simon_Sithole20]

South Africans🇿🇦 need to free themselves from the exploitation all in the name of TAX!!

We need answers why we are being taxed so much @sarstax

#TaxRevoltSA

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

i hope she feels nothing but pride every time she looks back on this era… she had a vision, she committed to it and it paid off