marty the bolter 🏹

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[marty the bolter 🏹 @HiHunItsMarty]

me when I pronounce pain au chocolat like ‘pan oh shohcolah’

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

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[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Before Nigel Farage and Reform UK tell you he is now Prime Minister, note there are 650 MPs in Parliament and 20,000 councillors in the UK.

Today’s results will likely end with Reform UK having 2500-3000/20,000 councillors and still just 8/650 MPs.

GBNews, the Express, Spectator and Mail will tell you he’s about to be handed the keys to No.10. But it’s local elections, they will all be disappointed.

[n0tasha🪦 @saurs0uffle]

I feel like some of you guys don’t live in reality? The Conservatives ran the country for 14 fucking years?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Emperor penguin and Antarctic fur seal are now endangered due to climate change, according to the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species.

(https://t.co/XfZHBbQxZl)

[marty the bolter 🏹 @HiHunItsMarty]

incredible

[Andrew Kersley @AndrewKersley]

After getting tonnes of interest in this story, we've just decided to get rid of the paywall on this investigation so as many of you as possible can read it.

Trust me, it's worth your time

[marty the bolter 🏹 @HiHunItsMarty]

i was in an international conflict zone two weeks ago and somehow Brixton McDonald’s at 11pm is still the worst place i’ve been to this whole year

[hannah ❤️‍🔥 @sippingaugust]

good morning I pictured you with other girls in love, then threw up on the street

[kartik @notsothicccc]

read an article on substack today, called “why do people act like they have tomorrow to love you?” and yes, why

[marty the bolter 🏹 @HiHunItsMarty]

@EmiratesSupport hi there! when will you be giving the next update? our flights have of course been cancelled but we’ve not heard anything about a rebooking, so not sure what to expect without a general update

[marty the bolter 🏹 @HiHunItsMarty]

i need a Punch the Monkey update account, i can’t stop thinking about him

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The mother of the 5-year-old taken into ICE custody reports that the child is getting sick due to the quality of the food at the facility:

“He has stomach pain, he’s vomiting, he has a fever and he no longer wants to eat.”

[RobbReport @RobbReport]

Beyond its cosmetic applications, carbon fiber is becoming intertwined with a new era of vessels. We explore how names like Navier use the material. https://t.co/he59T6ptpC

[marty the bolter 🏹 @HiHunItsMarty]

so high school slaps so hard

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Fuck marry kill but its all the same person

[RKK @rkktweets]

I think that about sums it up

[one:one @novathaOG]

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do

[Stop The Bollocks with Mirabel @MirabelTweets1]

No global outrage about this though

[marty the bolter 🏹 @HiHunItsMarty]

i love the tiktok tarot readers feeding my delusions, keep ‘em coming baby girl

[4Viewers @4Viewers]

Take a look behind the scenes of status symbol superyachts and the luxuries they offer.  #InsideTheWorldsMostLuxuriousYachts is on @Channel4 at 8pm.

[marty the bolter 🏹 @HiHunItsMarty]

is it really your birthday if you don’t cry