Evil 🌸

Hi. I'm Evil.
Writer/Comedian/Idiot
I drink and I write things that nobody should ever read.

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I got: Naughty List https://t.co/MWrlofCY5J

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JEAN MELTZER - https://t.co/RMvcnVIz3o via @Shareaholic

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Don’t be afraid to get on top ladies.

If he dies, he dies 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

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Today I asked myself "What did John Mulaney do today?" I'm sorry I asked.

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John Mulaney requires a full loaf of organic wheat bread and a jar of creamy organic peanut butter for his dressing room before a show. https://t.co/KW7mINrOyu

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I like getting on social media to find out what terrible thing John Mulaney has done today.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

told him to fight his demons & he punched me?? i'm confused

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Watching some unknown comedian do stand up on Netflix. I hope it isn't scandalous.

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It's only a little creepy out today. https://t.co/0W3Zl9u3B7

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Hmm @frandrescher

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@monicag0321 Not a goddamn thing.

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How It Ends is a beautiful movie with an amazing cast. Check it out. #howitends https://t.co/6ArONRtxxo

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Hi, I'm Evil. https://t.co/tcRH2cnpYC

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I can't remember when I last had decent sleep.

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So judgemental. https://t.co/RTPozb4wLX

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@Angelic_mommy Not even a little. :[

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Episode II : Irrational Fears & Horror Movies https://t.co/MPacAGCH1l #Halloween #thevildead #HorrorMovies