raeg

not the president | she/her | Hacked at 80M 😔🤚

[raeg @HiImRaegan]

Mentally I am here

[raeg @HiImRaegan]

@Apple caterpillars aren’t worms. can we fix that on the emoji search? Thx.

Best,
Raegan

[Elmo @elmo]

Yeah baby. 😎 #FridayFeeling

[raeg @HiImRaegan]

About once a week I have this incurable urge to dougie… the unfortunate truth and arguably my biggest regret is that I never learned how to dougie.

[raeg @HiImRaegan]

@rihanna am i right? Or am i right?? 🤨
@holland_tom

[raeg @HiImRaegan]

@LangdonJesse Thanks. I was feeling rat-like recently but this was reassuring that I am not.

[raeg @HiImRaegan]

@emilyksmithh Proud litter owner

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Newt year newt me (salamander hyperfixation era)

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

He just wanted the neighbors to stop dumping garbage on mountain habitat so they body-shamed him?????????????? SMH. The Grinch is a conservation baddie, put some respect on his name WHOVILLE.

[raeg @HiImRaegan]

@poocy_ At least you know where they were…

[raeg @HiImRaegan]

Mentally, I am here.

[raeg @HiImRaegan]

You know how traumatizing it is to share any part of your name with Ron*ld Re*gan? I don’t think you do.

[raeg @HiImRaegan]

You ever get sad because the pilgrims never got to try melatonin?

[raeg @HiImRaegan]

I would do absolutely unspeakable things to be able to live in a walkable community.

[raeg @HiImRaegan]

Sometimes after your worst flop comes your biggest slay

[raeg @HiImRaegan]

I walked every single inch of DFW airport and I can definitely say that C terminal is the worst and the vibes are bad there.

[raeg @HiImRaegan]

One thing about me is that I am a crop duster at heart.
And worse, I will gaslight. If I catch a sniff, immediate face. I’m repulsed. Who would do that? Certainly not me.

[emma @Em_Bers]

bagels should be free for girls