the accident fairy🧚🏻

I just want to kiss Ewan Mcgregor that’s it

[the accident fairy🧚🏻 @HiItsNotDani]

@Krymerxyz Flexing vicariously thru him

[the accident fairy🧚🏻 @HiItsNotDani]

@Krymerxyz Bf got it in like 500

[✰ Will Graham ✰ @vergilesbian]

IM SCARED ASF LEON QUICK GET NAKED

[nani bandzladen @piinkst4rr]

i wish it wasn’t socially unacceptable to ask how ppl died like omg

[the accident fairy🧚🏻 @HiItsNotDani]

@mavenspluto 💔💔💔

[the accident fairy🧚🏻 @HiItsNotDani]

@mavenspluto YESSSSSSSSSS

[Baeyonetta @Baeyonetta]

My destiny is not… mysterious.

[Rikan @madziIodarp]

IT'S HER DAY!!!

[the accident fairy🧚🏻 @HiItsNotDani]

@KnickKnasty FORGIVE MEEEEE

[the accident fairy🧚🏻 @HiItsNotDani]

@KnickKnasty For some reason I thought ur picture was giygas all this time and I guess I never actually looked at it bc it looks nothing like giygas

[the accident fairy🧚🏻 @HiItsNotDani]

@jegaevi @mavenspluto I’m pretty sure they mean the complete opposite of this, where people are consistently reading things that are similar to what they already disliked. If you’re trying something new or something that isn’t similar to what you’ve already read, ur good…

[TogashiTweets @TogashiTweets]

When we meet again

[the accident fairy🧚🏻 @HiItsNotDani]

@mavenspluto Remember that pirate book I told u to read lol

[bulb @eggbulb3]

This is is real fame from Alien: Earth

[worm on a string 🦊 @frisbeedawg_]

my cat bites me sometimes even though I am so nice to him

[the accident fairy🧚🏻 @HiItsNotDani]

@daezsanryo_ I heard it’s to keep your lipstick from bleeding and smearing? Idk it sounded stupid to me.

[the accident fairy🧚🏻 @HiItsNotDani]

@alertarlert Also nothing is hotter than showing off that all the joy and laughter you have experienced with cute little facial decor

[໊ @sonohoor]

professionalism sucks i wanna put “(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)” in my emails