Impossible Jeremy

I'm a half a party in a one dog town. He/him.

[Dick Trickle Stan Account @trickledickstan]

DirecTV customers getting ready for #USCvsLSU only to get locked out

[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

@Disney, what a cool way to rebuild good will, pulling all your channels from at 7PM on a holiday Sunday. Eat a bag.

[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

@DIRECTVNowHelp GET IT TOGETHER. I am not paying what I am paying for nothing that I want to watch Labor Day Weekend.

[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

@DIRECTV Regular people don't care about billionaires' pissing contests. @Disney, y'all can fix it and send us checks.

[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

@orinromain, hang in there, my friend.

[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

@randymac81 @Alarmbucket78, I remember figuring out as a freshman in HS that a 6'4" guy who weighed 160 lbs. could dunk. It took me 2 years. It was amazing. Then I got hooked on shot-blocking, which ended up destroying my middle finger when I was 20. Couldn't palm anymore. Damn.

[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

@gabe_wiseman @RossTuckerNFL @FieldYates Maybe you should research who @RossTuckerNFL is @gabe_wiesman

[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

@TheMaxAxel @RossTuckerNFL @FieldYates It was just Crab Legs being Crab Legs and disrespecting a meaningless game. FTFY.

[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

@DarylPeirce @Rpcooper @FieldYates Cool, man, you don't understand football.

[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

Wordle 785 3/6*

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[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

Wordle 784 5/6*

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[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

Connections
Puzzle #61
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[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

Wordle 783 4/6*

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[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

Connections
Puzzle #60
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[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

Wordle 782 4/6*

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[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

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[Dan Devine @YourManDevine]

In which @JesseDavidFox asks @PFTompkins about how his relationship to comedy changed throughout his career, and PFT's answer describes an exceedingly good (maybe the best?) way to approaching any kind of creative life (and maybe life period)? https://t.co/1lRKvGSfbH

[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

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[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

@NerdNonsense23 @thatkidkali89 I'm guessing he never had the experience of arguing with fellow students whether to watch The Price is Right or Little House on the Prairie in the student center TV lounge between classes. His loss!

[Impossible Jeremy @HiJeremy]

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