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EGYPT-LYBIA news

Embassies burn up/
In protest of US film/
Guess that's 2 thumbs down
#haiku #everyone'sAcritic

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WEATHER news

Irene slams levees/
Mitt says theres no abortions/
For hurricane babies
#haiku #MittRomney

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GOP CONVENTION news

Isaac gets busy/
At GOP convention/
Blow vs. Blowhards
#haiku #GOP #Mittens

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ELECTION/RAPE news

Retweet if your vaj/
Has a special self- sealing/
Hatch device built in
#haiku #LegitimateRape #Akin

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ELECTION news

Death squad cash Romney/
To pick Medicaid death knell/
Ryan as VP
#haiku #Romney

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OLYMPICS news

Gasol V Kobe/
As Spain takes on the US/
For basketball gold
#haiku #Olympics #NBA

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INDIA news

Overcrowded bus/
Plunges into a deep gorge/
Over 40 dead
#haiku #RIP

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ELECTION news

Romney to announce/
VP over roar from Bain/
Death squad financing
#haiku #Romney #justME?

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ELECTION news

Romney filed taxes/
Whether he paid any tax/
is urban legend
#haiku #mittens #romney

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OLYMPICS news

Baby don't care much/
Whether you like her hair style/
Or her uniform...
#haiku #Olympics #gaby

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PIRATE news

Piracy is down/
Say reports, blames downturn on/
Poor doubloon trade rate
#haiku #arrrrr

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MEDIA news

Microsoft pulls out/
Of MSNBC site/
To birth own unit
#haiku #onlineNEWS

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ELECTION news

Bama bangs Mittens/
But in a boring type way/
Just the old Bain stuff
#haiku #BACKnFORTH

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ELECTION news

Dems don't like Romney's/
Use of a Swiss bank account/
Cheat with the loopholes!
#haiku #1%

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HEALTHCARE news

Yeah, you already heard/
One percent doesn't always/
Get their goddamned way
#haiku #obamacare

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LEGAL news

Supreme Court shoots down/
Parts of Arizona law/
But keeps "papers please"
#haiku #profilingOK

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LEGAL NEWS

Supreme Court all set/
To screw things all up Thursday/
With health care ruling
#haiku #obamacare

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PEDOPHILE news

Jury tells ex-coach/
Buggering boys illegal/
9 out of 10 times
#haiku #Sandusky #45outOF49guilty

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@EaZ_E

WHETE WERE YOU LAST YEAR

I was here. I've been/
Waiting here for you... Five more/
Minutes and i'm gone
#haiku

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NBA news

Lebron wins his ring/
Five more and he can sorta/
Be a tad like Mike
#haiku #Sports #Jordan