Samantha Martin

la croix me a river

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

If you don’t use these EXACT character names when discussing Big Little Lies, you’re being confusing.
It’s: Renata, Reese, Shailene Woodley’s character, Bonnie, Nicole Kidman, and Meryl

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

Ever come up with the perfect movie idea then go ah crap that’s just Family Man starring Nic Cage?

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

@MKrunsOnCookies The most important one that continues to be true!!! 🙃🙃🙃

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

Can someone PLEASE have the guts to tell the TRUTH?!? Being a mother is EASY. From day one, kids take care of themselves, pee in toilets, eat foods that touch each other on the plate, throw up not on you, and earn a decent living. Grow up!!!

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

Jenna told me at three of four, “You’ll earn my love someday. Maybe.” ❤️

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

Gonna tell my kids this was Twitter and Elon Musk

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

@TheEmmaVP @jennamartin14 I’m a genius lyricist it seems

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

Nothing worse than cutting the tension and then realizing the tension… is cake

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

@NMongiardo @paramountplus @QueenLesli @LauraBellBundy HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

[Nickelodeon @Nickelodeon]

over a decade later, a new generation of The Fairly OddParents launches tomorrow on @paramountplus ✨

[The BroadCast Podcast @TheBroadCastIRL]

Where do you Broads come down on chore charts? Listen to the latest ‘cast w/ guest broad @HiMyNameSam to see if this is the beginning of the end for @EricaTamposi & Jet @allthingscomedy https://t.co/HQlleg9Ad4

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

@jillboard Congrats!!!!

[Ricky Hollywood @EricaTamposi]

Super excited to announce my new pilot "Sh!t Nanny" written by the extremely talented @HiMyNameSam (and assisted by @TheEmmaVP). Hitting all the tv networks near you this fall. https://t.co/8VMV0fvSQb @TheBroadCastIRL @allthingscomedy

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

“So just checking in per my last variant…” —COVID

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

@just_sando_here @QuinnThanks @LaurenSchaffel @HWSchool You were, no question, the best 17-year-old Joanne the world will ever see ❤️❤️❤️ high school highlight!!!

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

It’s giving thanks

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

Has anyone seen my chapstick

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

So excited for Britney’s Life (Britney’s Version)

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

“No better place to pick your nose than the car!” -men it seems

[Samantha Martin @HiMyNameSam]

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