High School Dan

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@JoshArena512 @owentooelve Buddy is so rich and such a baller but doesn’t know about tail numbers being public record.

So which are you? M&K Zeiler from Lawrence, Kansas? Cellular Sales Aviation from Knoxville? Or Technical Applications and Consulting from Topeka? And why did you delete all the tweets?

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@owentooelve Someone smarter than me can sleuth and prove that guy just cleans the floors in the hangar.

https://t.co/RapcSQm7hB

https://t.co/DExa5waXrO

https://t.co/OQkQhQGA91

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@coker_UDub I hate how true this is.

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@HoodHusky @GodAboveAll22 ‘Random corks.’ Lmao, fucking idiot. Even autocorrect can’t explain ‘quirks’ to ‘corks.’

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@DannyMarang @Rufio_PDX We bookmarking these for September 26th? Maybe the Coliseum will be half 3/4 full for that one.

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@thedoogfather It’d be a shame if he really wanted to make a statement against Rutgers and shut down the ‘USC can’t win on the east coast’ slander.

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@LateRoundQB Shhhh. I’m trying to flip Corum for a 2027 1st in a dynasty league.

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@GoldenMavs1 @LoganABrown I’m sure the players and recruits are awe inspired by the trophies from when their parents were in middle school on top of your single season of more than 8 wins in the last decade.

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@RossTuckerNFL Might I introduce you to @march_knockout the original and best tourney knockout around.

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@geoffschwartz This is going to be the Tua Hive all over again, isn’t it?

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@realbeaverswag @wookiedu Nice ChatGPT with a few tweaks to make it sound human.

Also, you unironically pasted “…dictatorship that strips you of all of your rights while it destroys your traditions.” in an attempt to insult someone who doesn’t support Trump. You really are a brainless lemming.

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@realbeaverswag @wookiedu Hoo boy, you got me there. From my 0 tweets and 100 or so replies in my handful of years on Twitter, you’ve deduced that I’m a commie. Well done, comrade.

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@wookiedu @realbeaverswag Truth be told, he couldn’t even explain to you what a communist is without the help of Google. Just a mindless Fox News parroting troll.

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@realbeaverswag @wookiedu Irrelevant Beaver fan hanging around in the replies of Ducks fans. What a pathetic existence. Almost as pathetic as the state of your football program.

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@PFTCommenter Done and done.

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@BarstoolBigCat We got another one.

[PUDDLES @scoduckz]

If Oregon hoops beats Michigan state tonight I will shove a beefy 5 layer burrito up my ass in a red solo cup.

Or something like that

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@SwooshMcDuck Lincoln Riley as OC? Cignetti as an analyst? Mario as Director of Timeouts? Irele Oderinde making a triumphant return? I NEED TO KNOW!!

[High School Dan @HiSchoolDan]

@thedoogfather @PeteThamel Raiola coming to Oregon is Dan’s gift to UW fans. The memes when Raiola inevitably leads Oregon to another soul crushing defeat on a national stage will be endless.