8 possums in a trench coat

grown up spinelli

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There are no thoughts in my brain. Just the cantina band song from star wars on repeat forever.

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@richardslamfist I was just talking about adventure quest the other day!
This fuckin rules

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So the real question is how long before Vatican City is the first place in Italy to make a Chicago style deep dish pizza

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Wish I believed in myself half as much as I believe in Joe Hendry

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Confidently made at least three cocktails wrong tonight :^) will be thinking about this for the next 6 years when I can’t sleep at night.

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Potatoes are the squid of vegetables.

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At least clippy just got to retire and fade away.

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Idk man, firing a bunch of your staff to replace with AI and then killing a cartoon owl mascot to cover that up just feels a smidge too black mirror-y for me this month.

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Listen buddy if you think it’s weird that I responded to a serious question about serious life things with “womp womp 🤷🏻‍♀️” then you don’t know me well enough to be asking abt that

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I know women aren’t safe from creepy men in anything, but drunk dudes saying weird shit about my tits while I’m wearing THE PDADDY HOODIE?! Was not on my 2025 bingo card.

This bitch is 2 sizes too big for me, you CANNOT POSSIBLY KNOW WHATS HAPPENING UNDER THERE SIR.

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@christinekos182 If ur drunk enough the frozen ones at Sam’s will always hit.

[Josh @pj_sazz]

couple of drinks, huh?

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@richardslamfist Used to be able to get teeth for a buck a pop, can’t believe what inflations done to our economy.

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Don’t know how or why yet. Just reached my limit. 🙂👍🏻

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If even one more bad thing happens to me this month you will be seeing me on the news.

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@richardslamfist ✨Trendsetter ✨

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Only good thing about livin in the middle of nowhere was that I could go scream in the woods and then drive away.

You can’t scream anywhere in Toronto, what the hell am I to do when the need to scream arises.

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@richardslamfist Ur dad is easily on the S tier of friends dads and u know it.

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My favourite part of the holidays is earnestly reminding all my friends that might need it that I’ll fight their dad.

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I have 3 very close friends with tremendously shitty dads and im gonna make all of them cry one day you mark my words.