Mickey Mouse

Hello there, I’m Mickey Mouse, soon coming to smash! Follow me to become a real Mouseketeer! (Parody Account) Not Affiliation with Disney.

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Hey

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Well fuck me.

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I tried telling Minnie I was the alpha male of the house and that she couldn’t boss me anymore. She proceeded to make me smash my entire lego duplo collection with a sledgehammer, and told me that if I tried it again, she’d go for my Thomas the tank engine collection next.

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Minnie keeps looking up BBC on our computer. It’s tearing me apart, but I have the sneaking suspicion that she’s British.

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Happy Pride Month everybody!

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@DragoniteParody Calm down, I’m not that prideful

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Alright, I just got the call from Disney. I have to delete this tweet within 24 hours.

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Happy Pride Month everybody!

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So do you guys think I still run Disney? Because just to be clear I’m still 100% a slave to them. I haven’t been able to jack off in 80 years because of contract obligations.

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The betrayal I felt today. I walked in on my best pal Goofy fucking Minnie again, but this time I wasn’t invited to watch 😔

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Welp the divorce process was long but the short and simple of it, is that Minnie now owns Disney and all it’s subsidiaries, and I’m stuck with Family Guy

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Why the fuck am I paying tips to these onlyfans bitches if they always rate my dick pics 0???

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Sex

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Crazy how fucking a piece of cloth has more personality than Captain Marvel

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@Disneyland2go Ever since Minnie slept with Goofy, things just haven’t been the same, I’m sorry, but this is the end for me fellas.

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Fellas I know I gotta tweet more often, but as a parody account, it’s impossible for me to make sex jokes when I’ve never had sex at all.

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Narrator: His city didnt love him

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I really fucking hate how Elon Musk keeps bragging about how he bought 9% of twitter at the Billionaire’s cannibal club. He literally acts as if like he doesn’t always call dibs on the dick and calls lmfao

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I survived my Mouseketeers!.. Unfortunately my car… it wasn’t so lucky :,(..

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OH MY GOSH GUYS! MY BREAKS AREN’T STOPPING AND I’M BEHIND THIS TRUCK! I’M GONNA CRASH NOOO!!

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OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE ME! I DON’T WANNA DIE IN THE CUM! PLEASE SAVE ME MAGIC BOOK I DON’T WANNA DIE PLEASE!!

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OH MY GOSH GUYS! MY BREAKS AREN’T STOPPING AND I’M BEHIND THIS TRUCK! I’M GONNA CRASH NOOO!!

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OH MY GOSH GUYS! MY BREAKS AREN’T STOPPING AND I’M BEHIND THIS TRUCK! I’M GONNA CRASH NOOO!!