Liz 🌿🐱

Your friendly neighborhood plant and cat lady

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I am very passionate about lasagna

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"either flick like you mean it or don't flick at all" #jeffquotes

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"call me crazy, but I'm not inclined to take medical advice from Little Wayne" #pillowtalkwithjeff

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I just think that the corn song needs to make a comeback, I feel like it didn't get enough time in mainstream media given its cultural impact on society

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"and we all know that salts were given to us by God" #pillowtalkwithjeff

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"what have you been doing your whole life to get traps like that?"

Having anxiety

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"if you were exposed to mesothelioma, you might have asbestos" #pillowtalkwithjeff

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I've recently made friends with a couple of girls who have clearly (at least to me) never had a substantial group of girlfriends in their lives and it's been really fun to watch them experience true female friendship for the first time and I'm truly honored to be a part of it

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"3 burritos a day for 6 days, some would say that's 18 burritos. But who am I to say I'm no mathematician" #jeffquotes

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Have a child?!?! And then what, they get to solve the puzzles on the back on the cereal box!?! I think not

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Either plane seats are getting less comfortable or I'm getting older and I think we all know which of those is more likely

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"Don't get me wrong I feel blessed to be participating in your Oreos" #pillowtalkwithjeff

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.@GuyFieri @flavortown is ketchup a sauce? Need to settle this debate ASAP!!!

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Jeff just referred to us as "a family that hates Connecticut" and I just 🥹🥹🥹

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I'm just a girl asking @birkenstock to start a line of running shoes

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All the heath and fitness experts and all the leg cramps in the world won't get me to stretch before running

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"these are the highest density cookie in the girl scout fleet" - #jeffquotes

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Somehow every year for Christmas I end up with a new ice/snow scraper for my car from either my mother or MIL as if me and Jeff haven't both lived in New England literally our entire lives

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"My showers aren't evaporating whales" - @beepthatboop

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"should I know who dolly parton is?"

2.5 years of marriage down the drain