Al

Teach a man to fish, He knows how fish.

[Al @Hi_Its_Alec]

My name is rod I like to party where's the party?

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@Nubs9696 Ill haunt you if you come

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My sister was trying to get me to do something I didnt want to do and she said "please Ill spend all my money on your funeral itll be the party of the century"

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Real feel of 112 lets go mow some fucking grass!

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Ill never join the rewards at a store ever

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There needs to be a thing at work where you can say fuck man my bad I really ment to call in today and then go home

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Sometimes my jobs fun cause you get to play with tractors in the woods but sometimes its not fun cause youre lost in the woods with a broken tractor

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A old guy told me today that mulberries got worms on them but you need a magnifying glass to see them

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I dont care who ya are the Smackdown vs Raw 2007 soundtrack fucking rocks

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I wonder what the kids from my third grade class are doing now.

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Getting a weekend job sounded like fun until I have to be there at 6am tomorrow

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Its alive again dont worry

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One of my hanging plants died today

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I had a dream I had braces

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Rick and mortys new season is on hulu annnnd I watched half of it today

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I had a dream that I was a failed criminal and lived in the woods while on the run until I was eating by wolves

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A lady on a horse was very passive aggressive to me today

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It takes 9 seconds to close then re open pandora vs listen to an ad #freetip

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#NewProfilePic

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I bought my truck in 2016 and it never seen hail once. I buy a decent car two months ago and its hailed every fucking day it seems like

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As the old saying goes its all fun and games till you get sawdust in your underwear