Prof. Hollingsworth

Every time someone new follows this page, a nerd loses their virginity.

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Here we go. https://t.co/4sNCtKqtph

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Thanks, Philip! https://t.co/nYTRvuN0tm

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God is a terrible role model. https://t.co/rT7eMXmYM3

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Be committed. https://t.co/P0ciC6U7l7

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The dark princes and princesses of Friday the 13th. https://t.co/CYUMNmORaH

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Thanks, Philip! https://t.co/zaEuGlMQFY

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Real Americans lose fingers when playing with fireworks. https://t.co/dfaxzhYItH

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If you have a run-in with ICE, and they ask about your citizenship, ignore their question and ask them how many children they ripped away from their parents. Don’t let them forget or misinterpret what they’re... https://t.co/1q3Fd6dftf

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The people who post the "which character are you?" quiz results always get it wrong. They're obviously none of them.

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Every time someone freaks out on this post, I get a little bit stronger. https://t.co/TqEH3N6kie

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Grab it, gurl. The little guy in charge says it’s okay. https://t.co/AkW2ETNGL2

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Someone who makes me food is my hero. https://t.co/8YahQM3fqz

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I love fat unicorn. https://t.co/ET4ARqLvz7

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Me, crying hysterically into a bowl of pasta to salt it:

“I am the creator of my own happiness!”

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‘Cake in a jar.’
You call me when you get your shit together and start making it in a barrel.

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Happy birthday to someone who should have smoked a joint or two to calm the fuck down. https://t.co/TbQrpyoQM3

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Happy 4/20 eve. Smoke responsibly. https://t.co/OICdeaclB5

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Having friends, or acquaintances, or humans I make eye contact with, is not my thing.