HickeryDickery (beast)

Take ya time… bend ya knees

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

Workday onboarding today and the first guy the bring out is “Fearday”… kinda classic

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

Walked into a Starbucks Reserve and ordered a black coffee… kinda classic

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

The fuck is my YouTube algorithm

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

Went to my local Cuban sandwich spot and this chick who worked there was clearly making eyes at me. When I left she said, “adios mi amor”. If you’re wondering, yes that place will definitely still be receiving my business. Some places still know how to do things right.

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

Salt Lake City moving different nowadays @DicksonYamama

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

my sister’s boyfriend is NOT a fan of monkeys and this how they were woken up this morning at their airbnb

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

There’s something about a tucked in Hawaiian shirt on a Friday

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

@Gweencer My coach talked about mothers in the stands and that shit would not play on national tv

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

My dick in the morning

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

I’m about to do damage to the hotel bar tonight

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

Never been a big ICE guy but some Latin dude was walking around the locker room at the gym today with just a jock strap on. I get it now

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

So is it cool to listen to P. Diddy’s music again or is that still like hella unchill? Asking as a white guy

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

All the homies love Max Korzh

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

God I hate when people that don’t know baseball talk baseball. Leaning into a pitch means moving your body into the pitch… the ball hits him in his back foot. Don’t talk shit about my shortstop

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

The corniest part of the Walker Buehler ejection wasn’t Francisco Lindor leaning into a pitch before like a loser but that he talked shit, screaming + rooting for the ejection.

Big loser energy. Warrants a fastball to the back tomorrow if I’m the Red Sox.

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

@RealOmerAsik Boo. What’s the point in working a corporate job if you aren’t exploiting the third world?

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

Just pulled off the perfect meeting. 0 words said, 0 contributions made, 1 coffee consumed.

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

Y’all ever just slam your fingers into the keyboard and type in random nonsense because you gotta get the autism out?

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

Putting the first Brewers Cubs game on Apple TV is a huge middle finger to every midwesterner who likes good baseball. Also, I clogged the toilet at work today, pretty proud of myself

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

If Castellanos hits a homer today, Phillies fans might becomes terrorists during the playoffs

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

@DicksonYamama @RealOmerAsik Are you dumb?

[HickeryDickery (beast) @HickeyD69]

Hitters will do anything to not talk to pitchers

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

Shohei Ohtani went to the cooler to make a drink - well, eight drinks actually. Not a single one was for himself. All eight were for his teammates.