madeleine ann 🤸🏻‍♀️

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

to be a beautiful woman who is sooo sleepy is actually a protest against hustle culture and girlboss feminism. so.

[Patty 𓆦🇵🇹🇸🇦🇪🇬🇩🇿🇮🇶🇯🇴🇶🇦🇲🇦🇹🇳 @minasdemon]

This photo actually makes me sad.. like look at his eyes and the fact that the bag is sooo small meaning he doesn’t have a lot of things, maybe a grain of rice and one pair of ant socks omfg

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

When ur stomach start hurting at the wrong place & wrong time😭

[Andy J. Pizza @andyjpizza]

My wife liked this tweet and told me I should illustrate it and I’m glad I did because it made me feel better 🥲

If you want to help me expand the list, tell me something that would be on yours :)

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

every year on my birthday i take a bite out of this windowsill bc i get so excited

[rico @somethinglovely]

me creating a playlist

[jame @kloogans]

what if jesus was named keith instead. keith christ

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

How my bed feels every morning when I have to get up

[The Laboring Bees @HypnagogicStryx]

I haven’t cried this hard in a very long time & this... I sobbed for a long 5 minutes.

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

VIA JAPANESE TELEVISION: The uncensored exchange between Will Smith and Chris Rock

[ABC News @ABC]

"I want to apologize to the Academy, I want to apologize to all my fellow nominees," Will Smith says in intense and lengthy remarks that occurred after he hit Chris Rock on the #Oscars stage.

https://t.co/1H1Y9jC9bl
#oscars

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

I have a 200mg ibuprofen in my back right molar that I can bite into in case I’m ever in a situation where my head starts to hurt a little bit